Amazon Haiku
09-29-00 | 08:51 AM
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quote:<HR>Originally posted by heimerSWT:
DigitalDave writes
Too much about the butthole,
although still funny.
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Is this better?:
Is that your wallet?
Gimme whatcha got in there!
Hey! you took it all!
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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.
The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer
10-05-00 | 11:48 AM
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quote:<HR>Originally posted by pmwhelan:
trigger likes the sound
of his sucessful new posting
no-one else gives poop
p<HR>
Hey, your second line
Has an extra syllable.
Get with the program.
10-06-00 | 08:07 AM
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quote:<HR>Originally posted by pmwhelan:
stupid game stupid
game stupid game stupid game
stupid game stupid
p<HR>
A frustrated mick
lacking imagination
needs to get sex
10-07-00 | 08:10 AM
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A short haiku story
amazon is suck
they will never make money
too many hot deals
amazon mispriced
got overnight delivr'y
more DVDs! yeah!
referred myself
then did it again fifty times
got more movies! yeah!
UPS guy asks
are there fifty people here?
now watch discs in jail
amazon is suck
they will never make money
too many hot deals
amazon mispriced
got overnight delivr'y
more DVDs! yeah!
referred myself
then did it again fifty times
got more movies! yeah!
UPS guy asks
are there fifty people here?
now watch discs in jail
11-25-00 | 08:08 AM
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Resurrecting this
Amazon is at it again
Many sad people.
(I wasn't saying,
when I said "at it again",
more pricing problems...
I meant only that
many website problems and
holiday woes.)
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[Edited by Trigger on 04-21-01 at 04:23 AM]
Amazon is at it again
Many sad people.
(I wasn't saying,
when I said "at it again",
more pricing problems...
I meant only that
many website problems and
holiday woes.)
<small>
[Edited by Trigger on 04-21-01 at 04:23 AM]
04-21-01 | 09:16 AM
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Not much of a poetry writer, or a speller for that matter.. but here it goes...
Amazon's Stock
Plumeted in price
Use it for butt wipe
Shipping too late
Two dozen order from me
None sent on time
Spork
Like I have a day job.
Amazon's Stock
Plumeted in price
Use it for butt wipe
Shipping too late
Two dozen order from me
None sent on time
Spork
Like I have a day job.
06-07-01 | 06:15 PM
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Whoops it's 5-7-5
holy poop it's back
seems so very long ago
when i was so dumb
And I actually have another one regarding my preorders for this week.
i wait for Muppets
give me my Fugitive now
amazon what gives?
[Edited by LBPound23 on 06-07-01 at 04:26 PM]
holy poop it's back
seems so very long ago
when i was so dumb
And I actually have another one regarding my preorders for this week.
i wait for Muppets
give me my Fugitive now
amazon what gives?
[Edited by LBPound23 on 06-07-01 at 04:26 PM]
