"What a deal", thought I,
"Ha ha, just kidding", said they
HELLO BUY DOT COM!

Amazon is suck
anything to make a buck
kekekekeke

I'm bored.

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John 3:16

F-h-r-x- bored,
hates reading posts yet can't stop.
Aussies hate Haiku?

Olympics today.
I can't wait to see U-S
Kick Aussie butt now!

quote:<HR>Originally posted by Fhrx:
I'm bored.
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John 3:16

<HR>

You are disrupting
the chi of this haiku thread
Who is this "John"?

Buson is whirling in his grave...

Amazon dot com
Lies to all their customers
Prices? Illusion.

-- Jough

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I am Jough's complete lack of surprise.
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http://www.jough.com

suicide attack,
six killed in sri lanka.
no discount? kvetch!

DVD delayed,
2020 far off.
i'm six feet under.




[This message has been edited by DJMAN (edited September 15, 2000).]

Thank you toys r us
for free Amazon money
Now they can sleep nights

LOL

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-V.K.

"I hope we never lose sight of one thing, that this was all started by a mouse."
-Walt Disney
The reason my DVD player was the "most expensive" gift I've ever received.

Amazon screwed up
How many buyers can vote?
Gore invented net

quote:<HR>Originally posted by TexasGuy:
Amazon screwed up
How many buyers can vote?
Gore invented net

<HR>

That was too funny
Haiku thread was great idea
You're all so clever

^up^

Brazil on its way
Amazon makes good on it,
Happy butterflies

a river of deals
dries up right before my eyes
tears moisten Amazonian mud

-coco

Chapters makes mistake
they cancel my order for me,
they're no Amazon

No Playstation 2
Instead of four hundred bucks
send me ten canucks.

Amazon dot com
Shining like the brightest star
imploding black hole

amazon is suck
amazon is suck suck suck
amazon is suck

Patiently Waiting
for Amazon to send me
Edward Scissorhands.

--

DVDTalk made
National News on TV
Amazon is scared.

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place an order now
bend over stick it in your ass
no thanks exit only

scamazon greedy,
gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, got
my hairy bean bag

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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

[This message has been edited by DigitalDave (edited September 28, 2000).]

quote:<HR>Originally posted by jumbojp:
place an order now
bend over stick it in your ass
no thanks exit only
<HR>

Too damn funny!


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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

item number please?
we expect two dollars more!
ouch, that's my prostate.

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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

[This message has been edited by DigitalDave (edited September 28, 2000).]

You bought here before?
Come on in and bend over
Not even a kiss

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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

looking at rectum
gonna stretch it til pain
ooohweee! ouch! oohwee!

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To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

The ever increasing hole in my pocket!!!
A better understanding of Anamorphic Transfer

DigitalDave writes
Too much about the butthole,
although still funny.



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