Amazon sent me a crib. I have no children.

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02-21-11 | 06:54 PM

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Re: Amazon sent me a crib. I have no children.

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find a fat old lady to sit in dressed in her underwear and teach her to yell Eggman Eggman

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02-22-11 | 08:50 AM

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Re: Amazon sent me a crib. I have no children.

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Nope, no girlfriend. Hell, I don't even really know any women outside of work, and those chicks aren't going for me, I've tried. Anyway, upon further inspection of the box I noticed another very small label addressed to Amazon from Stork Craft, so I let them know and 2 days later a UPS showed up with the new power tower I ordered and took the crib away. Not a very exciting conclusion to the story, but at least I don't have to worry about it anymore.

This is not the conclusion I expected or that I was hoping for, but I guess now you should get a woman pregnant within weeks since the crib is gone.

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02-22-11 | 09:46 AM

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Just think, some poor kid is being born right now with no crib to go home to

Don't you mean twins being born? One of them is getting stuck in the box.

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02-28-11 | 10:08 AM

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Re: Amazon sent me a crib. I have no children.

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Originally Posted by Indy Jones Fan

I've been working at an Amazon return warehouse since the Christmas season and stuff like that happens all the time. This one poor guy sent back his incorrect item. He ordered a pair of sweat pants and received an extra-large size anal plug. Imagine opening that on Christmas morning!

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