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Old 04-12-04 | 11:54 PM
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Hands down the worst for me (but I love it everytime I hear it) is from the first Matrix:

"A killing machine designed for one purpose" and the writers actually had it finished with "search and destroy" - horribly funny.
seems appropriate to finish the sentence... a gillatine is a "killing machine"... and it won't search or destroy for anything. The sentinels search, destroy (ships and the like) and kill (people).

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Old 04-13-04 | 12:16 PM
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"They sucked his brains out!" -Starship Troopers

Best. Cheesy line. Ever.
Old 04-13-04 | 12:22 PM
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Damn! I just posted the same cheesy line that I posted on here close to three years ago. Guess that shows its posterity.

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Old 04-13-04 | 12:29 PM
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"Get off the nuclear warhead."

Armageddon

I'm pretty sure it doesn't get any cheesier. And I can't believe it took 6 pages to get to it.
Old 04-13-04 | 06:26 PM
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I can't think of anything cheesier than THIS:

From Roadhouse:

Doctor: "Do you enjoy pain?"
Dalton: "Pain don't hurt."
Old 04-13-04 | 10:18 PM
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Re: I can't think of anything cheesier than THIS:

Originally posted by brisco32
From Roadhouse:

Doctor: "Do you enjoy pain?"
Dalton: "Pain don't hurt."
Another from Road House

"It's my way or the highway!"
Old 04-14-04 | 08:47 AM
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Originally posted by jekbrown
seems appropriate to finish the sentence... a gillatine is a "killing machine"... and it won't search or destroy for anything. The sentinels search, destroy (ships and the like) and kill (people).

j
What???

Anyway.......here's another from Roadhouse:

Right in the beginning of the movie a guy in the bar says: "Here's a little gold plastic for ya"

jekbrown - please don't analyze this one.
Old 04-14-04 | 10:36 AM
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"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Roddy Piper, They Live

Old 04-14-04 | 10:42 AM
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"Some mother****a's always trying to ice skate up a hill" - Blade
Old 04-14-04 | 04:10 PM
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Originally posted by James W. Powell
Storm's line to The Toad in X-Men is the absolute worst. "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightening? The same thing that happens to everyone else."

Geesh!
This one does it for me. I completely cringed at first but then just started laughing at how ridiculous it sounded. Especially because she added a dramatic pause right before she says " The same thing that happens to everything else". It was like a big buildup to something spectacular and then she spews out that garbage. It was classic.
Old 04-14-04 | 04:18 PM
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Originally posted by antennaball
"Some mother****a's always trying to ice skate up a hill" - Blade
That isn't that lame. I thought it was kinda bad ass.
Old 04-15-04 | 05:20 AM
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Another one from Speed, just after he kills the bad guy
"yeah, but I'm taller"
Not so much cheesy, pay-off lines in blockbusters always are. But to me it made no sense, If he was taller he would have died if it was reversed, just no logic.
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"Another one from Speed, just after he kills the bad guy
"yeah, but I'm taller"
Not so much cheesy, pay-off lines in blockbusters always are. But to me it made no sense, If he was taller he would have died if it was reversed, just no logic.
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It means he's taller now that his adversary lost his head. Logical, but still stupid.
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Thanks, brisco32, but to be honest to me I didn't get it straight away and I think they could have thought of something better.
Old 04-15-04 | 12:20 PM
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Running Man - "Here's SubZero. Now, Just PLAIN ZERO!"

Godfather III -"Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in"
Old 04-15-04 | 01:27 PM
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Another vote for Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace:


Announcer: "I don't know what galaxy you're from, that's GOTTA hurt!"


(Ruined the Podrace for me. Stunk up the joint.)
Old 04-15-04 | 04:26 PM
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Originally posted by Get Me Coffee
That isn't that lame. I thought it was kinda bad ass.
I've always liked that quote too. Blade IS bad ass.
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Roadhouse:

"I used to f**k guys like you in prison!"


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