I figured Han would get more answers ... Apparently so did the three sheep who slammed.



Kal-El Han Solo 4
bunkaroo Han Solo {sd} -4
wishbone Han Solo {sd} -4
Mr. Flix Han Solo {sd} -4

I don't really care, but fwiw that's why I didn't consider choosing Darth Vader or Darth Tyranus b/c I figured they were still Anakin and Count Dooku respectively.

Shit. I think this was one of the slams that I removed.

Hmm, you know, I can see that. I did think Count Dooku wouldn't count because he had been a Jedi. That said, I didn't recall any dialogue from the film that named him specifically as a Sith so without that I wasn't sure if he was still a Jedi.

Sidious calls him "Lord Tyranus" at the end of Ep 2:

You're right, good shot, Red Two.

Our sheepiest answer, which nobody slammed for a reverse ...



hasslein R2 D2 7
The Bus R2D2 7
DaveNinja r2d2 7
TomOpus R2D2 7
Decker R2D2 (defining "handles" as to carry or distribute) 7
Crocker Jarmen R2-D2 (throws a lightsabre to Luke in Return of the Jedi) 7
ivelostr2 R2D2 on Jabba’s Barge 7

Well shit.

Hey Abob you let me send my updated answer for this but that's my old
answer.

EDIT - never mind looks like I never sent it. I'm all fucked up.

What if you just tell people that you stopped baking cakes, but your son senses that you've been secretly baking cakes the whole time?

But what if you truly believe that baking cakes no longer has any meaning for you, and then your son tells you baking cakes is only your true self that you've only forgotten?

And we do have a couple of uniques ...

Lord Zarak Rey -15


story Logray the Ewok -15


It's brief, but Luke hands his lightsaber over at the end of that clip. I'm not sure it is Logray, but then the Ewoks are never named so I'm accepting it.

The cake is a lie!

Anakin Skywalker is Luke Skywalker's father.



Therefore, Darth Vader is Anakin Skywalker

My answer would have been Imperial officer:



Some other answers I considered:

Anakin (as a Padawan. "Jedi" is usually only reserved for Knights and Masters)
Obi-Wan (as a Padawan)
Luke (in ANH)
Asajj Ventress (in Clone Wars)
Younglings

And we have another lead change ...



Standings after Q12:
story -130
hasslein -121
Mr. Flix -120
Kal-El -118
majorjoe23 -117
brainee -115
Shannon Nutt -114
bunkaroo -106
Crocker Jarmen -104
cruzness -97
TomOpus -97
cnicholls44 -95
Palaver -90
Decker -89
mwbmis -80
wishbone -76
DaveNinja -75
Lord Zarak -72
ivelostr2 -71
Obi-Wan Jabroni -70
devilshalo -69
sauce07 -65
drexl -62
The Bus -58

I think betraying and murdering all of the other Jedi makes you not a Jedi.

Imperial Officer would have been my answer -- that's what I was thinking of when I wrote the question. I didn't think about the younglings, good answer! (I cringe saying that word. F---ing prequels.)

Wow! I don't think I've EVER been the leader before! Think I'll go out and celebrate while it lasts!

There's another scene in Ewok Village when Leia tells C-3P0 to translate that everyone has to be set free and Logray listens, shakes his head, and gestures with Luke's lightsaber. That's the scene I was thinking about.

One more and then I'm going to break for lunch. All this talk of cake is making me hungry.

Question 13
We love the bad boys … Other than Darth Vader and the Emperor, who is your favorite Star Wars villain?

Well shit ... another case where I should've thought over my answer a bit more. I got it in my head that all force-users would be incorrect answers. At least I owe Shannon Nutt a great deal of thanks for sparing me from my first ever Orangecrush

I had planned on answering Luke from ANH but I likely would have forgotten I slammed it so I would have been screwed.