View Poll Results: What is your favorite scend in MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL?
Of Kings and Coconuts - "he could grab it by the husk"
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4.92%
The Corpse Collector - "Bring Out Your Dead"
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3.28%
Arthur and the Anarcho-Syndicalist Serfs -- "Hey Old Woman .. Man"
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27.87%
Arthur and the Black Knight of the Bridge --"Tis but a scratch"
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22.95%
Sir Belvedere and the Witch Trials -- "He turned me into a newt"
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4.92%
ARthur and the Knights Don't Ride to Camelot - singing .. "We're Knights of the Round table"
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4.92%
Sir Robin and the Three-headed Giant -- "Brave Sir Robin ran away"
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4.92%
Galahad at Castle Anthrax - "A spanking"
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1.64%
Arthur and the Knights who say "Ni"
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1.64%
Sir Lancelot Assaults Swamp Castle - "You Killed Eight Wedding Guests"
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9.84%
Arthur and His Knights at the Gorge of Eternal Peril -- "three questions"
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8.20%
Other not listed
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4.92%
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Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
#3
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
The ones listed are all great scenes, but I opt for one not listed: the one where they argue about the swallow, because it's a setup for the best gag in the film which comes just before the end. ("African or European?")
#5
DVD Talk Legend
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"...
-kd5-
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#6
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
"I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-colored, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters."
#7
DVD Talk Legend
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
While the Black Knight scene is extremely quotable for me, the one I remember getting the biggest laugh from me the first time I saw it was the "Knights of the Round Table" song. I still giggle at the guy clapping while hanging alone in the dungeon.
#8
Senior Member
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
I think my favorite moment is when they aren't really doing anything, and God comes out and says "Get on with it!" Either that or the convent scene.
#10
DVD Talk Legend
#11
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
#12
Banned by request
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
I went for other, the scene where they're reading the inscription on the cave wall.
"Why would he write 'Yeeeeargh'?"
"He must have died while he was writing it."
"If he had died while writing it, he would have just said 'Yeeeeargh,' he wouldn't have written it."
"Maybe he was taking dictation?"
And while the movie is good, it's no Life of Brian.
"Why would he write 'Yeeeeargh'?"
"He must have died while he was writing it."
"If he had died while writing it, he would have just said 'Yeeeeargh,' he wouldn't have written it."
"Maybe he was taking dictation?"
And while the movie is good, it's no Life of Brian.
#13
#15
Challenge Guru & Comic Nerd
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
This is like a parent with multiple children having to choose to keep one and kill the rest.
The film is nearly perfect for me until the last scene or two.
The film is nearly perfect for me until the last scene or two.
#17
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
Thread Starter
#18
DVD Talk Hero
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
She also hates the Marx Brothers. And Loony Tunes. And all British humor.
I feel sorry for her, and for Rockmjd23.
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#19
DVD Talk Legend & 2021 TOTY Winner
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
Are people still not getting that Rockmjd2 is being sarcastic?
#20
DVD Talk Legend & 2021 TOTY Winner
#21
DVD Talk Legend
#22
Banned by request
Re: Favorite MONTY PYTHON and the HOLY GRAIL scene
LOB is one of the best comedies ever made. The sermon on the mount, the stoning scene, the Latin grammar lesson, what have the Romans ever done for us, the guy who wants to be a woman, Biggus Dickus, and on and on.