Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017, Sandberg & Ronning) S: Depp
10-02-16, 11:39 PM
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Didn't even see Depp? Yeah, OK teaser...but they need to do better.
10-03-16, 01:00 AM
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Re: Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017, Sandberg & Ronning) S: D
At this point, do you need to see him? I'd rather get a nice meaty look at the new villain than Captain Jack. It's a PotC film, we know he's in it.
And I thought the trailer looked really neat. I like that they're leaning into the supernatural again.
And I thought the trailer looked really neat. I like that they're leaning into the supernatural again.
10-03-16, 01:41 AM
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Sure, decent tease. Thinking about it more, if that had been Orlando Bloom the villain was talking to, that would've been awesome.
10-03-16, 01:57 AM
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Looks interesting, much darker then we've seen from the other Pirates movies, at least as far as the teaser goes.
10-03-16, 05:49 AM
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Apparently James is hung like a stallion (if rumors are true), which - other than the fact he's rich - probably explains the eye candy that he always has around.
10-03-16, 11:30 AM
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Re: Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017, Sandberg & Ronning) S: D
Ill check it out. 
10-03-16, 02:46 PM
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10-03-16, 09:57 PM
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10-03-16, 10:26 PM
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Re: Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017, Sandberg & Ronning) S: D
James Woods playboy nature is of another era.
I bet he has a really big dick and knows how to eat some panocha. Rumor has it... he's the panocha eating champ.
The bitches be all like:
I bet he has a really big dick and knows how to eat some panocha. Rumor has it... he's the panocha eating champ.
The bitches be all like:
10-04-16, 03:04 AM
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Was it Dana Delaney who said if you put Woods, Ed Begley Jr., and Liam Neeson in a room together, nobody else would be able to fit in? Something like that.
10-04-16, 04:35 AM
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Woods has done a full frontal nude scene in a movie. It ain't that big. Maybe on the larger end of average, but he ain't no Ron Jeremy.
10-04-16, 09:52 AM
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This thread has taken a horrible turn.
10-04-16, 10:01 AM
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Checks out. He's the type who would just grab her and bend her over and pound away. Whereas a lot of guys would be like, "Do you mind if I approach you from behind with my erect penis and insert it in your vagina?" That'll dry a chick up like the Sahara.
10-04-16, 10:09 AM
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Young chick, likes to party, likes older dudes with money because they are not pussified wimps like most dudes her own age...
Checks out. He's the type who would just grab her and bend her over and pound away. Whereas a lot of guys would be like, "Do you mind if I approach you from behind with my erect penis and insert it in your vagina?" That'll dry a chick up like the Sahara.
Checks out. He's the type who would just grab her and bend her over and pound away. Whereas a lot of guys would be like, "Do you mind if I approach you from behind with my erect penis and insert it in your vagina?" That'll dry a chick up like the Sahara.
Exactly.
10-04-16, 12:09 PM
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10-04-16, 01:13 PM
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Young chick, likes to party, likes older dudes with money because they are not pussified wimps like most dudes her own age...
Checks out. He's the type who would just grab her and bend her over and pound away. Whereas a lot of guys would be like, "Do you mind if I approach you from behind with my erect penis and insert it in your vagina?" That'll dry a chick up like the Sahara.
Checks out. He's the type who would just grab her and bend her over and pound away. Whereas a lot of guys would be like, "Do you mind if I approach you from behind with my erect penis and insert it in your vagina?" That'll dry a chick up like the Sahara.
02-05-17, 06:45 PM
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02-05-17, 07:16 PM
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Is that Orlando Bloom at 1:02?
Edit: Nevermind, missed that he was coming back.
Edit: Nevermind, missed that he was coming back.