Eating snatch shouldn't cause a fuss, unless it squirts that nasty pus

When going down a fine young lass, avoid HPV and just eat her ass.

If you lick instead of pound, they're gonna plant you in the ground.

If you don't want to be doing chemo shooters, keep your mouth away from strange cooters.

This thread has become epic.

Want to live and continue earning 'scrilla,
Leave the pussy eatin' for the next fella.

Unless you want cancer in your mouth, you best not be heading south.

When asking her history, keep your composure, 'cause she probably won't willingly give full Disclosure.

If it's cancer you don't want to catch, please avoid that smelly vag.

If you don't want throat pox, keep your tongue out of her hot box.

Wanna get some cancer bro? Go down on a lovely ho!...but seriously, trying to guess if someone has HPV by their looks isn't the best option. I suggest having an open, honest relationship where the two partners can openly discuss the facts.

Sticking your face in her womb is a shortcut to the tomb.

If you want to live another day,stay away from her milky way.

This is just a Government conspiracy to get the American people to stop eating pussy.

Wouldn't "milky way" be her boobs?

Virgin ?

Not according to Michael Douglas

Eh, not one of the better limericks posted but decent try.

If there's discharge in the twat, say not.

Ya know, my grampa tends to sensationalize every story he tells. I'm sure Douglas is just saying this shit to make himself look like a stud. Those fucking Douglases', gotta be fuckin' machismo till the last breathe.

I thought it was a conspiracy to get us to take the HPV vaccine and give us all autism.

We all enjoy loose peccadilloes
Like fisting or biting a pillow
But if licking the twat
Causes cancerous rot
You're better off buzzing the Brillo

Would you like to have a cancerous treat? Spread those curtains and taste some beef.

Are you afraid your throat will melt? Stay away from her Beaver pelt.

If HPV is what you seek, perhaps, you should go nibble her twin mud flaps.