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Old 06-04-13, 12:59 PM
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Eating snatch shouldn't cause a fuss, unless it squirts that nasty pus
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

When going down a fine young lass, avoid HPV and just eat her ass.
Old 06-04-13, 01:37 PM
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If you lick instead of pound, they're gonna plant you in the ground.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If you don't want to be doing chemo shooters, keep your mouth away from strange cooters.
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This thread has become epic.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Want to live and continue earning 'scrilla,
Leave the pussy eatin' for the next fella.
Old 06-04-13, 04:19 PM
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Unless you want cancer in your mouth, you best not be heading south.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

When asking her history, keep your composure, 'cause she probably won't willingly give full Disclosure.
Old 06-05-13, 04:22 PM
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If it's cancer you don't want to catch, please avoid that smelly vag.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If you don't want throat pox, keep your tongue out of her hot box.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Wanna get some cancer bro? Go down on a lovely ho!...but seriously, trying to guess if someone has HPV by their looks isn't the best option. I suggest having an open, honest relationship where the two partners can openly discuss the facts.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Sticking your face in her womb is a shortcut to the tomb.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If you want to live another day,stay away from her milky way.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

This is just a Government conspiracy to get the American people to stop eating pussy.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

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If you want to live another day,stay away from her milky way.
Wouldn't "milky way" be her boobs?
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Virgin ?
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

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Wouldn't "milky way" be her boobs?

Not according to Michael Douglas
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This is just a Government conspiracy to get the American people to stop eating pussy.
Eh, not one of the better limericks posted but decent try.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

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Not according to Michael Douglas
If there's discharge in the twat, say not.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Ya know, my grampa tends to sensationalize every story he tells. I'm sure Douglas is just saying this shit to make himself look like a stud. Those fucking Douglases', gotta be fuckin' machismo till the last breathe.
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This is just a Government conspiracy to get the American people to stop eating pussy.
I thought it was a conspiracy to get us to take the HPV vaccine and give us all autism.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

We all enjoy loose peccadilloes
Like fisting or biting a pillow
But if licking the twat
Causes cancerous rot
You're better off buzzing the Brillo
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Would you like to have a cancerous treat? Spread those curtains and taste some beef.

Are you afraid your throat will melt? Stay away from her Beaver pelt.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If HPV is what you seek, perhaps, you should go nibble her twin mud flaps.

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