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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Talk about the ultimate in the good and bad sides of something. "I have stage 4 mouth cancer, but hey (motions toward Catherine), I got me a taste of that."
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

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Tongue-tickling CZJ's tuna in 1999? DEFINITELY worth stage 4 throat cancer.

2013? Ahh no. Maybe a pharyngitis...
The article says that if you have HPV oral sex is also the cure for it. He may not have gotten HPV from CZJ but I can guaran-damn-tee you her magical snatch cured him!

CZJ's tuna taco is a miraculous life saver. I bet fairy dust sprinkles out when she drops her panties!
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Death by p*ssy? It's the way I wanna go out.
Yeah dying of throat cancer is a joy
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Yeah dying of throat cancer is a joy
But he got it from eating out fine ****. That's a good thing out of a bad thing.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If it smells like tuna, it just might ruin ya
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If the snatch is primo, prepare ye for chemo...
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

(moviefan2k4 just leaping from a window right about now...)
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Originally Posted by Hokeyboy View Post
If the snatch is primo, prepare ye for chemo...


Well done!
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If you're romancing the stone, don't kiss where you bone.
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He was falling down right into that muff. He should have treated it like a jewel of the nile. Instead, he acted like it was all a game. There was far too much prior traffic through that muff; it literally looked like wall street. He's lucky it didn't pour down black rain; that HPV could've put him right in a coma. Instead, his throat went haywire from his fatal attraction with the muff. Some might even liken him to an American president.














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If you eat a vag, better throw up in a bag.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Nice!
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Go down on the snatch, get germs down yer hatch.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Me-e a-and Catherine, Zeta Jones, Zeta Jones, Zeta Jones, Zeta Jones
We got a thing going oral
We both know that it sucks
But HPV much too strong to let it go dormant
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

The man in the boat rots away at your throat...
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(moviefan2k4 just leaping from a window right about now...)
I'm sure he's loading his Entertech battery-powered motorized water guns with holy water so as to purify you heathen lot!

But first he'll send his non-union Mexican equivalent after you!

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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

I'm doomed.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Poor Jim Kelly - his diagnosis is only the second most interesting mouth cancer story of the day.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

As a former Buffalo Bill he should be used to coming in second.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Makin' her squirt? Prep for the hurt...

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Wow, that's itneresting. Thought it was all the smoking. Not sure if I would have admitted it. Good for him raising awareness of the disease (and vaccine).
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Wow, that's itneresting. Thought it was all the smoking. Not sure if I would have admitted it. Good for him raising awareness of the disease (and vaccine).
Or maybe he's just bullshitting so people aren't so judgemental as he continues to puff away on cowboy killers.
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I put this in the Random Picture Post thread but it seems more appropriate here:

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Hmm... Roger Ebert... is it possible? Nah.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Go down on her Wall Street, an oncologist you will meet.

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