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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

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As a former Buffalo Bill he should be used to coming in second.
ouch.
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The man in the boat rots away at your throat...
Goddamn funny stuff right there!
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If it smells like tuna, it just might ruin ya
You may not mind the aroma, but beware the papilloma.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

pull down those skorts, and get throat warts.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Nibble her labia... Stage 4 maybe? YEAH!
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Lick Miley Cyrus, get a wily virus.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Gobble her pudenda, you'll have a canca to rememba.

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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Yodeling in the valley? Show's over, pally...
Old 06-03-13, 09:33 PM
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If you're dining at the Y, Be prepared to fuckin' die.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If the end of your life is rough, best to die in the muff.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Just because she's hot, don't me you won't get cancer from her twat.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Only a wussy wouldn't eat a tainted p*ssy...
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Don't tongue dat monkey, she brung da funky.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

♫♪Who's down with HPV yeah you know me...who's down with HPV...yeah you know me...who's down with HPV?♪♫
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If your throat is gettin' sore, you shoulda picked a different whore.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Her funk didn't break-ey ya? Bid adieu to your trachea...
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

He has a cancer that he can't beat, and it's all from licking curtains of meat
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

If you lick her vagina, you will get cancer.




Wait....I think I did that wrong.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Be wary of the clit, it causes cancerous shit
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

It's more than just a rumor, eating pussy will give you a tumor.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Catching cancer from down below? Shoulda been ravishing the culo.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Get yourself a dental dam, if you intend to mouth that clam.
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

Want to see the next sun and luna? Keep your tongue off that fur-tipped tuna...
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Re: Michael Douglas reveals throat cancer at stage 4

So death won't take it's toll, you should just lick the other hole.

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