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Old 06-03-13, 03:44 PM
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As a former Buffalo Bill he should be used to coming in second.
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The man in the boat rots away at your throat...
Goddamn funny stuff right there!
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Old 06-03-13, 07:31 PM
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If it smells like tuna, it just might ruin ya
You may not mind the aroma, but beware the papilloma.
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pull down those skorts, and get throat warts.
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Old 06-03-13, 07:45 PM
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Nibble her labia... Stage 4 maybe? YEAH!
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Old 06-03-13, 08:11 PM
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Lick Miley Cyrus, get a wily virus.
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Gobble her pudenda, you'll have a canca to rememba.
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Yodeling in the valley? Show's over, pally...
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Old 06-03-13, 09:33 PM
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If you're dining at the Y, Be prepared to fuckin' die.
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If the end of your life is rough, best to die in the muff.
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Old 06-03-13, 09:48 PM
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Just because she's hot, don't me you won't get cancer from her twat.
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Only a wussy wouldn't eat a tainted p*ssy...
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Don't tongue dat monkey, she brung da funky.
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♫♪Who's down with HPV yeah you know me...who's down with HPV...yeah you know me...who's down with HPV?♪♫
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Old 06-04-13, 08:12 AM
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If your throat is gettin' sore, you shoulda picked a different whore.
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Her funk didn't break-ey ya? Bid adieu to your trachea...
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He has a cancer that he can't beat, and it's all from licking curtains of meat
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If you lick her vagina, you will get cancer.




Wait....I think I did that wrong.
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Old 06-04-13, 10:02 AM
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Be wary of the clit, it causes cancerous shit
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Old 06-04-13, 10:16 AM
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It's more than just a rumor, eating pussy will give you a tumor.
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Catching cancer from down below? Shoulda been ravishing the culo.
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Get yourself a dental dam, if you intend to mouth that clam.
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Old 06-04-13, 11:59 AM
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Want to see the next sun and luna? Keep your tongue off that fur-tipped tuna...
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Old 06-04-13, 12:58 PM
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So death won't take it's toll, you should just lick the other hole.
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