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Larry C. 05-07-10 08:47 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by Charlie Goose (Post 10145164)
Does the mad doctor give any reason WHY he feels the world should be one giant centipede? What are the benefits?

I cannot bring myself to watch. Some things better remain unseen.

I think the better question is... Why not?

Dr. DVD 05-07-10 09:32 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by Larry C. (Post 10145288)
I think the better question is... Why not?


The obvious answer is that he is evil and twisted and stuff like this is what Mad Scientists do! As I have said earlier, this idea seems like something the doctor on South Park would concoct.

TimeandTide 05-07-10 02:55 PM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by toddly6666 (Post 10143960)
It's the same as not giving a grade to a bad movie with pretentious filmmaking and awesome cinematography (cough..Wong Kar Wai films..cough cough).

You, sir, are dead to me.

;)

Giantrobo 05-07-10 04:16 PM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by Larry C. (Post 10145286)
I don't know about that. Considering I would probably actually wanna live inside this ass

http://img.actressarchives.com/featu...ssica-biel.jpg

No seriously I wanna live in there.

Wooty :drool:

Giantrobo 05-07-10 04:16 PM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 
Anyone in LA going to see this tonight at the Nuart?

zombeaner 05-07-10 08:33 PM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 
I'm probably going tomorrow night in Dallas.

Rypro 525 05-08-10 02:21 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 
well i just got back from DC, and felt it was worth the hype. There was a general fucked up mentallity making this movie. in terms of blood and gore
Spoiler:
there wasn't as much as say something like Martyers or Ichi, but there are def some cringe worthy parts, like that they actually had one of the girls in the middle (meaning that was mouth to ass with the japanese guy

Also in regards to the sequel
Spoiler:
if the doctor gets shot in the head, and presumably dies, how is it possible to do another one, unless its a prequel

Giantrobo 05-08-10 02:48 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 
I ended up not going but I may have another chance next week.

toddly6666 05-08-10 06:57 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by Rypro 525 (Post 10146912)
well i just got back from DC, and felt it was worth the hype. There was a general fucked up mentallity making this movie. in terms of blood and gore
Spoiler:
there wasn't as much as say something like Martyers or Ichi, but there are def some cringe worthy parts, like that they actually had one of the girls in the middle (meaning that was mouth to ass with the japanese guy

Also in regards to the sequel
Spoiler:
if the doctor gets shot in the head, and presumably dies, how is it possible to do another one, unless its a prequel

I was expecting more cringe-worthy scene like:
1. actually seeing their mouths on the asses instead of being all covered up with bandages or different camera angles.
2. ass to mouth would have been better if it was at least one dude in the middle, over even grosser, a dude connected to another dude. That's cringe worthy. There is nothing really that gross about a good looking woman going ass to mouth to another woman or dude.
3. going to the bathroom scene
4. trying to disconnect from each other scene.

Concerning a sequel, I think there may just be different versions of one film (like a lot of remakes) instead of something having continuity.

Gunde 05-08-10 07:16 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by toddly6666 (Post 10147009)
2. ass to mouth would have been better if it was at least one dude in the middle, over even grosser, a dude connected to another dude. That's cringe worthy. There is nothing really that gross about a good looking woman going ass to mouth to another woman or dude.

So a woman getting shit in the mouth by another woman isn't gross?

toddly6666 05-08-10 07:31 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by Gunde (Post 10147015)
So a woman getting shit in the mouth by another woman isn't gross?

It's gross, but it would be grosser if it was:
1. a dude shitting into the mouth of another dude
2. a woman shitting into the mouth of another dude.
3. an old woman, old man, obese person, or stinky bum shitting into the mouth of anyone.

zombeaner 05-08-10 12:17 PM

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Going tonight.

big whoppa 05-08-10 04:55 PM

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So the only way they are attached to one another is through their mouths? If that's the case, they could take a knife and do some surgery to seperate if it's just their lips. Or are their jaws attached?

toddly6666 05-08-10 05:09 PM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by big whoppa (Post 10147591)
So the only way they are attached to one another is through their mouths? If that's the case, they could take a knife and do some surgery to seperate if it's just their lips. Or are their jaws attached?

from what we could see, two external skin flaps connected the face cheeks to the butt cheeks. And from what we would interpret (but never see), their mouths are probably sewed onto the asshole.

That too would have been a great scene, if they tried to messily separate themselves.

big whoppa 05-08-10 05:18 PM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by toddly6666 (Post 10147603)
That too would have been a great scene, if they tried to messily separate themselves.

You'd think they would have a go at it or the two behind would be forced to swallow shit.

whoopdido 05-08-10 10:06 PM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 
Don't really want to look through the whole thread in case this question has already been asked, but what's the deal with the 1st person? At least compared to the others, being first wouldn't be that bad since whoever is first wouldn't have to eat shit right?

dsa_shea 05-08-10 10:18 PM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by whoopdido (Post 10147892)
Don't really want to look through the whole thread in case this question has already been asked, but what's the deal with the 1st person? At least compared to the others, being first wouldn't be that bad since whoever is first wouldn't have to eat shit right?

Nope, he is just the shitmaker. The rest are the takers.

Troy Stiffler 05-08-10 11:24 PM

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Haha. Ebert's the man. He didn't have to review this, but did. He didn't give it any stars. But it was more of a "no star" rating than a "zero star" rating.

The review is at http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/...IEWS/100509982

LickTheABCs 05-08-10 11:29 PM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 
I liked it but was still disappointed. I would have liked it more if they had shown anything. There's more blood and gore on an episode of Supernatural than there was here.

Every time something cool seemed like it was going to happen, it cut to another scene.

Ropes Pierre 05-08-10 11:44 PM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by dsa_shea (Post 10147907)
Nope, he is just the shitmaker. The rest are the takers.

I believe that is dialogue in an alternate take from The Good The Bad and The Ugly

"There are two kinds of people in the world, the shit makers and the shit takers. You dig. And take."

Josh-da-man 05-09-10 02:17 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by toddly6666 (Post 10147022)
It's gross, but it would be grosser if it was:
1. a dude shitting into the mouth of another dude
2. a woman shitting into the mouth of another dude.
3. an old woman, old man, obese person, or stinky bum shitting into the mouth of anyone.

You've put a lot of thought into this.

Gunde 05-09-10 06:01 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by toddly6666 (Post 10147022)
It's gross, but it would be grosser if it was:
1. a dude shitting into the mouth of another dude
2. a woman shitting into the mouth of another dude.
3. an old woman, old man, obese person, or stinky bum shitting into the mouth of anyone.

Shit is shit dude. And it's always fucking disgusting.

Giantrobo 05-09-10 07:26 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by Gunde (Post 10148272)
Shit is shit dude. And it's always fucking disgusting.

It's a natural function of the human body

toddly6666 05-09-10 08:08 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 

Originally Posted by Gunde (Post 10148272)
Shit is shit dude. And it's always fucking disgusting.

it's just the smell...once you get past the smell, it taste's great! ;)

Dr. DVD 05-09-10 09:55 AM

Re: Human Centipede (What?)
 
Good lord, amazing how many people around here are fascinated with the whole concept of eating shit. Is that all anyone really cares about with this movie? I've heard nothing is really shown, so I am sure you guys can find a website to better service your needs.


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