Why were there no babysitters like that when I was a kid?

+1

They always looked like Fred Flintstone to me.

Saw the midnight showing here in Cali. As promised, it was pure bad-assery.

One thing though....

Also, it is apparent that a body double is used for Lohan for a most of her naked scenes, but in the church scene when she wakes up her hair is covering her breasts, but when she gets up to walk across the room you see most of her left breast and nipple. Not that I was looking.

There is a review thread for this movie FYI, although it's being ignored at the moment.

Anyway, Rodriguez said they shot but ended up cutting several character deaths so those characters could come back in sequels.

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Ah hell yeah!

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I'm sure that works all the time...

well...it's the mariachi yell I was going for. I'd no idea it was a mating call. That's a mariachi grito (yell)...not a mating call...

Well it's officially known as Snake's mating call. It's followed by this theme music:

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Yes, nothing good is happening to those virgins. Just ask Blu Man when he gets back from the hospital (again).

Hurry before Trejo starts looking like Abe Vigoda.

Abe Vigoda has looked the same since Godfather. I thought he was dead till that Snickers commercial. Trejo could beat the shit out of him.

Put a black wig, a mustache, a flannel, and a Dickies jacket on Abe and you pretty much have Machete.

^Inigo Montoya!