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Old 08-31-10 | 02:05 PM
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Alamo Drafthouse and The Paramount are having the premiere this Thursday in Austin... Would've gone but my parents chose this one weekend for their bi-annual Texas visit and they're coming in that night! Argh!
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Old 08-31-10 | 03:51 PM
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"Fatboy" Roberts more or less calls "Machete" the movie we were hoping to get from "The Expendables"

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/46332
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Old 08-31-10 | 06:02 PM
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New "heads will roll" trailer at BD.
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/21507

WHOA! I was going to wait till saturday but may go friday at lunch now...
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Old 09-01-10 | 03:20 AM
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Just saw an ad during WSOP. I love the reason for the R Rating "Strong, bloody violence throughout, language and nudity"
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Old 09-01-10 | 02:51 PM
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Interview: Machete babes Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez!
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Old 09-02-10 | 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by riotinmyskull
^ crazy babysitter twins
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I always find it funny that they're Rodriguez's nieces too. They were also in Deathproof btw. In the bar..with their shortass skirts....love it.
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I really like the one to the right. But who am I kidding? They're both hot!
Yes. Yes, they are.

Probably NSFW:
Spoiler:
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Old 09-02-10 | 12:33 PM
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Yes. Yes, they are.

Probably NSFW:
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That's also the first pic that popped up when I googled them.
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Old 09-02-10 | 02:01 PM
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Yes. Yes, they are.

Probably NSFW:
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Hot damn!
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Old 09-02-10 | 02:20 PM
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i question people's definition of hot around here. they both look like they have a slight moustache and need electrolysis to take care of. sure the NSFW pic is sexy, but they sure aren't.
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Old 09-02-10 | 02:45 PM
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Kill You Too - Restricted Clip [HD]

Sunday School - Restricted Clip [HD]

Shoot The Pecker - Restricted Clip [HD]
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Old 09-02-10 | 03:18 PM
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I really have to stop watching these clips because I feel they are ruining the movie for me.
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Old 09-02-10 | 03:26 PM
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i question people's definition of hot around here. they both look like they have a slight moustache and need electrolysis to take care of. sure the NSFW pic is sexy, but they sure aren't.
I question your question.
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Old 09-02-10 | 03:43 PM
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Roc is to Machete what Soild Snake is to The Expendables.
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Old 09-02-10 | 03:54 PM
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Roc is to Machete what Soild Snake is to The Expendables.
Except I don't go around raping people and I'm not gonna break into Danny Trejo's house.
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Old 09-02-10 | 04:03 PM
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Except I don't go around raping people and I'm not gonna break into Danny Trejo's house.
perhaps after you see the movie.
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Old 09-02-10 | 04:04 PM
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I question your question.
i guess if average looking, underage girls are your thing then
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Old 09-02-10 | 04:13 PM
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You've figured me out, good sir!
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Old 09-02-10 | 04:26 PM
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i guess if average looking, underage girls are your thing then
this post is full of dirty lies

Before everyone else gets it wrong I should point out that Lindsay Lohan does not get naked in this movie.
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Old 09-02-10 | 05:10 PM
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Before everyone else gets it wrong I should point out that Lindsay Lohan does not get naked in this movie.
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Old 09-02-10 | 05:11 PM
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Except I don't go around raping people and I'm not gonna break into Danny Trejo's house.
you say that like it's a bad thing.
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Old 09-02-10 | 06:15 PM
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this post is full of dirty lies

Before everyone else gets it wrong I should point out that Lindsay Lohan does not get naked in this movie.
damn. any of the "stars"?
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Old 09-02-10 | 07:42 PM
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damn. any of the "stars"?
I could give two shits if Jessica Alba or Michelle Rodriguez took their clothes off.

Now the Crazy Babysitter Twins?
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Old 09-02-10 | 07:45 PM
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But I wanna see Michelle Rodriguez naked too.
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Old 09-02-10 | 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by scott1598
i guess if average looking, underage girls are your thing then
They were born in 1986.

That said, here's more

Also probably NSFW:
Spoiler:


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damn. any of the "stars"?
Nope.

Lindsay's scene is faked, they use the footage from the original fake trailer and pick shots where the actress' face is covering her hair. In all other shots she's covered in some way. There's a lot of very convincing optical illusions, but no nudity.

While I sound like I was studying every shot, it's just that I recognized the re-use of the shot from the original, and then thought that was kind of a funny cop-out. If this was back when Lindsay Lohan was actually attractive, I might've been more interested.
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