I have to use it otherwise you wouldn't have got the point. It's classic Poe's Law.

I suppose I could have reworded it to make as well-thought out and referenced argument as you did. (for tone)

Red Band trailer


For those who don't like the theatrical trailer, this should make you happy.

Very very happy.

You might as well leave now then...

You won't last long here with that attitude.

"I absolve you of all your sins now get the fuck out!"

Red band trailer. Can't fucking wait!

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...Sorry anomynous, I didn't look before I posted.

No problem, the more the better

Red Band Trailer = Epic.

I'm so there.

Jesus Christ. Now thats the ONLY trailer that should be shown.

I'll definitely go see this movie!

Who belonged to that bare ass?

Look for the Machete girls at Comicon and they’ll be at the party!


FREE TACOS in about an hour at the Machete Taco Truck.


Danny, Michelle and Robert about to give away free tacos at Comic Con!


Robert Rodriguez and cast are serving up some mean tacos at the Machete Taco Truck!


It’s official. THE NETWORK says Machete makes a mean taco.


Machete Taco Truck still packed! Almost time for exclusive footage from Machete!

Now that is how this mutherfuker should be marketed. not that shit we got before Predators.

Were you there ROCSHEMP!? WTF?! DAMN YOU!!!! ArghhhhhhH! I wanted to be there soooo bad. Damnit all to hell! .....I love you, Rodriguez.....

That's what I want to know. Damn.

I dunno, one of the babysitter twins maybe?

Now thats more like it. Love that Steven Segal got second billing

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Has anyone posted the red band trailer yet?

Can't have enough of it. At least w/ this one you don't have to put your age in it. Hate typing shit just to watch a trailer.

I just learned something this weekend spending time with my kid niece when we decided to watch one of her favorite movies: Machete is in Spy Kids. I shit you not. Did anyone already know this and I'm just several years late?

I think the character was in Desperado or El Mariachi too but played by a different actor.

Danny Trejo played a similar looking character ("Navajas") in Desperado.

My good ole Dad kinda looked like Trejo at that time. Minus the tat and the skin detail on his face. But almost the same. He also liked knives...much to the dismay of my mother shaking her head while my father would show off his knife skills to his young son. Ah...memories.

damm this movie looks fun. plus Jessica Alba