Oh shit, here we go again

I wish all electronic devices would shock the user when they hit send when posting "I could care less."

What if they're typing "I could care less about the less fortunate since I'm absurdly wealthy, but instead I do care and will donate a million dollars to every member of DVDTalk"? Then what?

If you donate the money I won't correct your grammar.

Then we poop on their chest.

And your "winners":

Worst Picture: Movie 43
Worst Actor: Jaden Smith (After Earth)
Worst Actress: Tyler Perry (A Madea Christmas)
Worst Supporting Actor: Will Smith (After Earth)
Worst Supporting Actress: Kim Kardashian (Tyler Perry's Temptation)
Worst Screen Ensemble: Jaden and Will Smith (After Earth)
Worst Director: The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43
Worst Remake or Sequel: Lone Ranger
Worst Screenwriter: The 19 People Who Wrote Movie 43

It could be cut into a decent movie.

Bought Movie 43 shortly after it came out and still haven't had time to watch it. I'm a fan of the sketch-comedy movie genre, even the bad ones, so was glad to see it come back.

The only winner I saw was Movie 43. The Razzies got it right this time, it was indeed the biggest piece of shit this year. How they got so many big names to embarass themselves is a mystery.

Worst Picture:
Left Behind (Freestyle Releasing)
The Legend of Hercules (Summit Entertainment)
Saving Christmas (Samuel Goldwyn)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Paramount)
Transformers: Age of Extinction (Paramount)

Worst Actor
Nicolas Cage in Left Behind
Kirk Cameron in Saving Christmas
Kellan Lutz in The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane in A Million Ways to Die in the West
Adam Sandler in Blended

Worst Actress
Drew Barrymore in Blended
Cameron Diaz in The Other Woman and Sex Tape
Melissa McCarthy in Tammy
Charlize Theron in A Million Ways to Die in the West
Gaia Weiss in The Legend of Hercules

Worst Supporting Actor
Mel Gibson in The Expendables 3
Kelsey Grammer in The Expendables 3, Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (voice only), Think Like a Man Too and Transformers: Age of Extinction
Shaquille O'Neal in Blended
Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Expendables 3
Kiefer Sutherland in Pompeii

Worst Supporting Actress
Cameron Diaz in Annie
Megan Fox in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Nicola Peltz in Transformers: Age of Extinction
Bridgette Cameron Ridenour in Saving Christmas
Susan Sarandon in Tammy

Worst Screen Combo
Any two robots, actors (or robotic actors) in Transformers: Age of Extinction
Kirk Cameron and his ego in Saving Christmas
Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel in Sex Tape
Kellan Lutz and either his abs, his pecs or his glutes in The Legend of Hercules
Seth MacFarlane and Charlize Theron in A Million Ways to Die in the West

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Annie (Columbia)
Atlas Shrugged: Part III (Atlas)
The Legend of Hercules (Summit Entertainment)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Paramount)
Transformers: Age of Extinction (Paramount)

Worst Director
Michael Bay for Transformers: Age of Extinction
Darren Doane for Saving Christmas
Renny Harlin for The Legend of Hercules
Jonathan Liebesman for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Seth MacFarlane for A Million Ways to Die in the West

Worst Screenplay
Left Behind (screenplay by Paul LaLonde and John Patus, based on the novel by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins)
Saving Christmas (written by Darren Doane and Cheston Hervey)
Sex Tape (screenplay by Kate Angelo, Jason Segel and Nicholas Stoller, story by Kate Angelo)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (screenplay by Josh Appelbaum, André Nemec and Evan Daugherty, based on the characters created by Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman)
Transformers: Age of Extinction (screenplay by Ehren Kruger, based on Hasbro's Transformers action figures)

The Razzie Redeemer Award
Ben Affleck (From RAZZIE “Winner” for Gigli to Oscar Darling for Argo and Gone Girl)
Jennifer Aniston (From 4-Time RAZZIE Nominee to SAG Award Nominee for Cake)
Mike Myers (From RAZZIE “Winner” for The Love Guru to Documentary Director of Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon)
Keanu Reeves (From 6-Time RAZZIE Nominee to Critically Acclaimed John Wick)
Kristen Stewart (From RAZZIE “Winner” for The Twilight Saga to the Art House Hit Camp X-Ray)

Seems to be a pretty good list to me. A little overkill on Cameron Diaz and Left Behind as it seems the film was a direct copy of the book.

I wonder if they hate Cameron Diaz...

I used to be a Razzie voter, but don't do it anymore...since the guy that runs them essentially doesn't let anyone else pick the nominees (he takes suggestions, but the pre-ballot and final ballot are always the same). So it's basically, "vote from these limited choices" without any input from others. So the list always reflects who he wants to make fun of rather than who really gave the worst performances of the year.

Case in point this year: look at all the TMNT hate. I actually liked that movie, and even if you didn't, I'm sure you'll agree it's far from one of the five worst movies of 2014. Also, it happens to have one of Megan Fox's BEST performances...granted, she's not winning any awards for it, but she far from embarrassed herself.

Mel Gibson was the best part of Expendables 3.

That guy REALLY doesn't like Kelsey Grammer.

Is Michael Medved no longer involved with the Razzie's? Or was it his brother? Can't remember.

The Razzies are run by John Wilson, who is a former movie publicist/marketer.

It's one of the 5 worst movies i've seen this year

The Medved's thing was called the Golden Turkey Awards

The Razzies are different.

Hercules was not bad, shouldn't be on there at all.

"Worst Picture" is really just a 2 horse race: Left Behind vs. Saving Christmas

And due to how awful these 2 movies are compared to everything else, "Worst Actor" is probably just Nicolas Cage (in Left Behind) vs. Kirk Cameron (in Saving Christmas)

I've never even heard of Saving Christmas. Is it one of Kirk Cameron's religious movies?

Are you sure you're thinking of the right Hercules movie (there were two).

There were 2 Hercules movies this year. I heard that one was better than the other. Which one did they nominate?

Yep.

My favorite nominee is this one:

Worst Screen Combo
Kirk Cameron and his ego in Saving Christmas