He is now called Tina and is being put up in "Sugar Daddy" style by Boat. Tina spends her days longing for the sunsets in the DMZ and dreaming of the day SHE will be the new Mrs. Drinks.
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Is today the official 'bring back threads from the dead' day??

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so do i...no good places in SB though

I clicked on this, assuming a mod had changed the title.

I was wrong. So very, very, very wrong.

and this is unusual because....?

I wonder a couple of silly things:

1. What kind of mushrooms have you been smoking?
2. How did you get such a big anus for him to fit?
3. What is so attractive about your anus?
4. What were you doing just before he hopped in?

Now you know what it feels like to be pregnant.

well almost..

It's certainly unusual for anyone who goes to my school.

A classic brought back from the dead.

So - let me get this straight - are you complaining because he's small?

This is all a lie.

Gwok Bao Huong now lives in the left nostril of Robert Guillaume and parks cars down in El Segundo for a living. He carries a wingnut from a 1986 Friedrich air conditioning unit with him at all times. Huong, not Guillaume.

He writes me occasionally, but usually it is in a mocking tone, or asking directions to Fresno. Alas, I think my anus was simply a way station for him on a journey to a far, far better place.

Still makes me

I vote this "Best Thread Ever"! (though I am apparently too new to know the previous thread)

but you never explained how it came to be that he went on his way. did you two have a falling out? or did you end up on good terms?

I've been to Fresno, and if you ever find yourself driving thru Fresno.............keep driving.

Fresno is one of those Twilight Zone cities. I was once on I5, socked in by Tule Fog. I did not notice that the Fog was Evil. It caused the interstate to veer off in the direction of Fresno.

I was lucky to escape.

It's far worse than having a small Vietnamese man in your anus.

But better you than me.

I never really understood how the little guy got in your anus in the first place.

Well duh. He went in through the "out" door.

Was it really that easy? I didn't know access to BoatDrinks's "out" door was easy to get.

I guess he spent too much time at the Jiffy Lube.

i thought it was astroglide