There's a small Vietnamese man in my anus
01-16-02 | 03:30 PM
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I think other people here have gay anal sex without bragging about it. 
But it was probably a good idea getting a guy with a small one for that particular act.
But it was probably a good idea getting a guy with a small one for that particular act.
01-16-02 | 04:18 PM
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Cook a Poodle. That Canine aroma works every time!
I mean, a man's gotta eat nomatter how small he may be.
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I mean, a man's gotta eat nomatter how small he may be.
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01-16-02 | 04:49 PM
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Update:
Well...
I tried leaving a plate of curry shrimp just outside my anus along with a pair of pliers and a Jewel CD.
I waited with 2 bricks, but Huong never showed.
Not until I turned around to sip some more of my mimosa, then he shot out of there like a bunrt rabbit, grabbed the CD and dropped the pliers in the curry shrimp.
I went for the smash, but he scrambled back into my anus and I ended up simply pinching my thigh.
He's still up there and now I keep hearing this bad music coming from somewhere...
Well...
I tried leaving a plate of curry shrimp just outside my anus along with a pair of pliers and a Jewel CD.
I waited with 2 bricks, but Huong never showed.
Not until I turned around to sip some more of my mimosa, then he shot out of there like a bunrt rabbit, grabbed the CD and dropped the pliers in the curry shrimp.
I went for the smash, but he scrambled back into my anus and I ended up simply pinching my thigh.
He's still up there and now I keep hearing this bad music coming from somewhere...
01-16-02 | 04:54 PM
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Originally posted by BoatDrinks
Update:
He's still up there and now I keep hearing this bad music coming from somewhere...
Update:
He's still up there and now I keep hearing this bad music coming from somewhere...
Jewel and annoying asian men
01-16-02 | 05:43 PM
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Originally posted by lorenzoh
"Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in BoatDrinks' anus, he gets stronger."
"Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in BoatDrinks' anus, he gets stronger."
01-16-02 | 06:24 PM
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He's out!
Yahoo! Uh, the exclamation, not the search engine...
I got him out with a lava lamp and a copy of "Martha Stewart Living."
At first he was quite skept458fbvaer9ip56988y08jq3tu94y
AWWWWW!
Crap.
He's back.
Yahoo! Uh, the exclamation, not the search engine...
I got him out with a lava lamp and a copy of "Martha Stewart Living."
At first he was quite skept458fbvaer9ip56988y08jq3tu94y
AWWWWW!
Crap.
He's back.
01-16-02 | 06:34 PM
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Lure him out with Nuac Cham. Tell him a great San Jose Vietnamese Chef from Quoc Te made it especially for him. Tell him he must taste it and revel in its fish sauciness.
Curry doesn't work well with Vietnamese men in the bunghole. It's a common problem with younger men, you see. You just have to coax them out with the right thing.
Curry doesn't work well with Vietnamese men in the bunghole. It's a common problem with younger men, you see. You just have to coax them out with the right thing.
01-16-02 | 06:52 PM
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Originally posted by mllefoo
Lure him out with Nuac Cham. Tell him a great San Jose Vietnamese Chef from Quoc Te made it especially for him. Tell him he must taste it and revel in its fish sauciness.
Curry doesn't work well with Vietnamese men in the bunghole. It's a common problem with younger men, you see. You just have to coax them out with the right thing.
Lure him out with Nuac Cham. Tell him a great San Jose Vietnamese Chef from Quoc Te made it especially for him. Tell him he must taste it and revel in its fish sauciness.
Curry doesn't work well with Vietnamese men in the bunghole. It's a common problem with younger men, you see. You just have to coax them out with the right thing.
Thank you!
Whew, what a day...
01-16-02 | 11:58 PM
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Originally posted by dpham00
Try doing the dragon dance
Better yet, let me talk to him (I'm Vietnamese). Maybe I can figure out what the problem is
Try doing the dragon dance Better yet, let me talk to him (I'm Vietnamese). Maybe I can figure out what the problem is