There's a small Vietnamese man in my anus

 
Old 01-16-02, 02:21 PM
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There's a small Vietnamese man in my anus

Gwok Baio Huong has lodged himself in my arse and refuses to come out.

I have tried coaxing him out with nylons and chocolate bars, but he didn't bite... so to speak.

It isn't as unpleasant as it is unnatural. Or maybe not.

Any suggestions?
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Sorry to break this to you, but there is a "no small vietnamese men in a person's anus" rule at DVDTalk gatherings.
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Sorry to break this to you, but there is a "no small vietnamese men in a person's anus" rule at DVDTalk gatherings.
Well, I certainly hope to have him out by then! Jeesh, what do you take me for, some kind of weirdo?

Wow... I'm sounding more and more like the Edit King...
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Tell him to return my movies!!!
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Why Vietnamese? You've had a natural proclivity for Korean and Chinese men in your anus for so long. Why the sudden change?
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Have you tried using an enema? It may burn Gwok Baio Huong but it will probably get him out of your anus.
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i'm rather surprised that calista flockhart hasn't chased him away as of yet.

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Re: There's a small Vietnamese man in my anus

Originally posted by BoatDrinks

It isn't as unpleasant as it is unnatural. Or maybe not.
You dont really wont him out of your anus do you?
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"Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in BoatDrinks' anus, he gets stronger."
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You'll need a friend to help with this.

Day one: You need two potatoes and a sugar cookie. Your friend will have to jam the two potatoes up your anus followed by the sugar cookie.

Day two: Repeat

Day three: Repeat

Day four: Repeat

Day five: You need two potatoes and two bricks. Again, have your friend jam the two potatoes up your anus. Wait. When the man comes out and says, "Where's my sugar cookie?" Slam the two bricks on either side of his head.


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i vote this for the 'thread with the strangest title' award

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Just say this (phonetically):

Toy ten lah BoatDrinks, rat voo-ee deuek biet coe. Dee dee hum, by no, luu don, twook no! Luu don!

Translated that is:
Hi, my name is BoatDrinks, nice to meet you. Move out, booby traps, grenades, explosives! Grenades!

He'll get the idea.
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How well can you trust this guy? I mean are his motives friendly? If so, you might want to let him stay. He could be talked into a colon scrubbing now and again in exchange for shelter.
Just donít let put in his own washer/dryer set or have guests over. Who knows how big his friends are.
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A gerbil might help!
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my friend has a little man who lives in his ass so i guess it's not that unusual. why do you want to get him out?
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might as well put him to work while he's in there. need help with any tv scripts?


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2 more words:

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Originally posted by WhoGirl
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Prune juice and Taco Bell.

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