RandyC

Ding!

That was not lost on me. It became a value judgement, and the knowledge that we have some vigilant people reviewing all the new registrations.

But THAT is a very good point.

Since nobody else brought it up, it IS not good form to pile on and pick on the banned. Note, we normally do not. In fact, I normally will not even discuss the members of the banned

This post was just so extreme in it's fervor (and IMO stupidity), I awarded it special consideration. I will in fact be moving it one more time.

Bushdog

Stepmom?

RandyC

Thanks for the reply Toad. I am glad you see I was sincere, and I do appreciate your point anyway.

BigStinky

[puts on homemade MOD hat, waves MOD wand]

... Moving to DVD Bargains forum

Da Thrilla

I agree

RandyC

Now if we could just get a rabbit with some pancakes on it's head and maybe Jim from Cincy to post....

Venusian

sure...i can always exchange it at Media Play

Keyser Soze

But Randy: You're forgetting rule #17

See bellow:

OTTER FARM RULES

This way there are never any questions!

1) All polls must include "Twikoff" as an option.
2) Whenever a beautiful woman (or any woman, for that matter) is mentioned in a thread, it must be followed by a sexy picture of that woman.
3) Any mention of 13-15 year old girls must be followed by a reference to DTSC
4) No member can hit on Madame Tourvel (She is taken by Bushdog)
5.) If you disagree with an argument...Call that person closed minded...they love that.
6) Cool Kitten can now openly flirt with Bushdog because GuessWho blew her off by cheating with a newbie. *MEOW*
7) if you cant think of any good reply to a thread, just make a joke about jules instead
8) Do not apply logic to the Other forum
9) do not give an ostentatious newbie any respect especially if they take it upon themselves to make annoying jokes about you
10) Any threads discussing fruit must contain a reference to RandyC.
11) Occasionally make obscure (or not so) references to prior members or threads, such as " My dad is a doctor", solely to confuse newer members.
12) Acknowledge Blade as being a larger than life folk hero
13) If you get picked on, threaten to sue for slander and/or libel
14) All freshly posted pics must be subjected to Dr. Deans approve-o-meter.
15) Realize a joke is a joke, take it lightheartedly
16) Any story with an unbelievable aspect should include a reference to Shaggy
17) Haze the ostentatious newbies till you 1)make them cry, 2)make them run away, 3)make them immune to it
18) Any story about privacy and lack thereof must have a mandatory Jeremy Lancaster reference. (Circa 1982 of course)18a) Then ,some newbie must ask who J.L. is, and why he got banned
19) Now and then a "kekeke" must be thrown in without explanation. Only to be explained later...
20) Don't talk about post counts
21) Any time damn is used as an adjective it must be followed by an underscore a la damn_skippy
22) The bar is open only on Fridays and drinks are served only by Keyser Soze.
23) Any posts to or about the aforementioned Keyser Soze must feature a reference to Sade.
24) If this is your first time at the Otter Farm, you have to fight.
25) Office Space threads must be started on a regular basis just to piss Jules off.
26) "I'm in love with" is copyrighted by Guesswho and the use of said phrase without prior written consent in a thread title can lead to legal action.
27) If you work at Blockbuster, you must never go to anyone's house and harass them for your movie.
28) Never stand in a tree with a running chainsaw.
29) KVRDave must be made mention of in any thread dealing with animal cruelty, especially if they are dogs
30) If anyone mentions leaving the forum for an amount of time, you must recount the sadness you had when "youtoo" left the forum.
31) Any time there is a discussion of the elderly or ancient history you must make a joke about classicman being old.
32) When vaporware and twikoff take over a thread with their conversation, report it to Bushdog.
33) Once you sign up at DVDTalk, you are automatically Jules'(and Geoffs') bitch.
34) You must make nasty love to Jules within the first week you sign up.
35) P1forest is a dirty, dirty slut.
36) KeyserSoze (aka Keyser Sade, Dipdork A-head, Cracka Supreme,etc.) must laugh at every one of his posts since no one else will do it
37) Nude pictures must be linked, though 'tic-tacs' are ok. (Also, picks of 'bare' watermelons are also subject to linking, to some people, that is porn.
38) No Otter shall use nair 'down there'...we have learned from younger and less mature boards that this is a "bad idea".
39) For every stupid person out there, there are dumber people. People of the Otter variety seem to find "The Dumbest Person Ever" on a weekly basis...and no, they aren't ALL from Arkansas.
40) Refer to Rule #1 for any questions about posting pics of hot women. A variety of angles and positions are needed, to make sure shadows and funny lightening don't obscure the person.
41) Any thread labeled MATURE will actually be quite immature in content.
42) never start a pad thread!!
43) never post in a pad thread
44) Rules 42 and 43 do not apply to Mods or the threads they start
46) Shhhhhh, NEVER, EVER talk about "Misfit Island"
47) any new girl's first post must have 4 pages with in the first day
48) Do not ever call Thunderball "Thunderbutt"
49) You must never say "She gets me hot", the correct term is "She gives me the hot."
50) Oolongs' HEADPERFORMANCE is nothing to laugh at.
51) All neophyite posters will be subjected to having pancakes put on their head if Keyser, P1, DEK, or any other photoshop OTTER is at his or her computer (happy Who?), and has some free time
52) Any post in any thread in any forum that disses the Otters calls for immediate, heavy duty, full scale attack
53) WhoGirl is to never point out that Keyser can't count.

He was relatively new.

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Keyser Soze

You could probably get a free copy of Steven Segals' "Under Siege" laserdisc if you ask really, really nice.



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Jabx

He should have been banned for that username alone

gcribbs

funny you did not get a free dvd for posting here. I got my $15 amazon Gift certificate just for starting to post.

I guess some people are just not lucky

X

Further evidence of pure genius. Post in your own old thread!

At least his name is appropriate -- mightyturd!

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...hreadid=154078

Original Desmond

I think this thread should be Locked

why give this banned troll the satisfaction of a living thread ?

Wizdar

I think if the thread gets locked, the turdinator will get really pissed and then never, no REALLY, never post here again.

So, let HIM lock it.

naughty jonny

It was one of the reasons that (IIRC) the Shaggy and Kenwood threads were asked to be stopped. While this thread is hilarious is does have the effect of "why are some banned posters" better than others.

But as you said - sometimes it's good to have a few laughs and ignore precidence