Insert Clever Special Edition Title Here Game
05-28-05, 01:27 PM
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What about special names for the bare-bones editions? The anti-special editions if you will, such as:
Kindergarten Cop: "It's Not A Special" Edition
Clerks: "This Movie Would Be Great If It Weren't For The Special Features" Edition
Kindergarten Cop: "It's Not A Special" Edition
Clerks: "This Movie Would Be Great If It Weren't For The Special Features" Edition
05-28-05, 02:22 PM
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Rebel Without a Cause: A cause to remember edition
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The attack of Carol edition
Real American Hero: Tougher than leather edition
Star Wars episode 2: Electric Boogaloo
Deadwood Season 1: C0cksucker edition
Xena Season 1: Lawless edition
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The attack of Carol edition
Real American Hero: Tougher than leather edition
Star Wars episode 2: Electric Boogaloo
Deadwood Season 1: C0cksucker edition
Xena Season 1: Lawless edition
05-28-05, 02:29 PM
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ALIENS: Stop Yer Grinnin' and Drop Yer Linen Special Edition
U2: RATTLE AND HUM: A Myooosical Jerney Special Edition
2010: My God, It's Full of Discs Special Edition
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Call the President Special Edition
BLADE RUNNER: Give Me Four Discs...Futatsu de Jubun Desuyo...No, Four--Two, Two, Four...Futatsu de Jubun Desuyo...and Noodles Special Edition
BLUE VELVET: Baby wants to fuck Special Edition!
THE BREAKFAST CLUB: You Mess With the Bull, You Get the Special Edition
CARRIE: They're All Gonna Laugh at Your Special Edition
CONTACT: An Awful Waste of Space 4-Disc Special Edition
DELIVERANCE: You Shur Do Got a Purdy Special Edition
DR STRANGELOVE: A Pretty Good Weekend in Vegas Special Edition
THE ELEPHANT MAN: I'm Not an Animal, I'm a Special Edition!
THE EXORCIST: The Power of Special Editions Compels You
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH: Learning About Cuba and Having Some DVDs Special Edition
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF: Abe Froman Director's Cut
A FISH CALLED WANDA: Sp-Sp-Special Eh-Eh-Edi-Edi-shun-shun-shun
GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS: Special Edition For Closers Only
MARATHON MAN: Is It Special?
PSYCHO: We All Go a Little Special Sometimes
(you can see this one comin') SCARFACE: Say Hello To My Little Special Edition!
SCHOOL DAZE: Big Brother All-Migh-TEE Special Edition
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: It Puts the Special Edition in Its Shopping Cart...It Does This Whenever It Is Told
TRADING PLACES: Commodities are Consumer Products, Like Plastic, Which is Used to Make DVDs, Which You Might Find in This 2-Disc Special Edition
U2: RATTLE AND HUM: A Myooosical Jerney Special Edition
2010: My God, It's Full of Discs Special Edition
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Call the President Special Edition
BLADE RUNNER: Give Me Four Discs...Futatsu de Jubun Desuyo...No, Four--Two, Two, Four...Futatsu de Jubun Desuyo...and Noodles Special Edition
BLUE VELVET: Baby wants to fuck Special Edition!
THE BREAKFAST CLUB: You Mess With the Bull, You Get the Special Edition
CARRIE: They're All Gonna Laugh at Your Special Edition
CONTACT: An Awful Waste of Space 4-Disc Special Edition
DELIVERANCE: You Shur Do Got a Purdy Special Edition
DR STRANGELOVE: A Pretty Good Weekend in Vegas Special Edition
THE ELEPHANT MAN: I'm Not an Animal, I'm a Special Edition!
THE EXORCIST: The Power of Special Editions Compels You
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH: Learning About Cuba and Having Some DVDs Special Edition
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF: Abe Froman Director's Cut
A FISH CALLED WANDA: Sp-Sp-Special Eh-Eh-Edi-Edi-shun-shun-shun
GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS: Special Edition For Closers Only
MARATHON MAN: Is It Special?
PSYCHO: We All Go a Little Special Sometimes
(you can see this one comin') SCARFACE: Say Hello To My Little Special Edition!
SCHOOL DAZE: Big Brother All-Migh-TEE Special Edition
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: It Puts the Special Edition in Its Shopping Cart...It Does This Whenever It Is Told
TRADING PLACES: Commodities are Consumer Products, Like Plastic, Which is Used to Make DVDs, Which You Might Find in This 2-Disc Special Edition
05-28-05, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Filmmaker
U2: RATTLE AND HUM: A Myooosical Jerney Special Edition
05-28-05, 05:52 PM
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Tears Of The Sun: Demi's Bangin' A Child Edition
05-28-05, 07:02 PM
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These are some hilarious and very creative titles. Now be careful cause some studio people might actually use one of these titles. I think this is a very stupid trend and should simply call special editions, special editions.
05-28-05, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by NatrlBornThrllr
Pulp Fiction: Special Limited "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee" Edition.
It'd fly off the shelves.
-JP
It'd fly off the shelves.
-JP
That's a mouthful. I'd prefer the Pulp Fiction: "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" Edition.
05-28-05, 07:38 PM
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Pulp Fiction: Do you see a sign that says dead n!gger storage? Special Editon
The Breakfast Club : Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? Special Edition
Summer School: I'm Dave and I'm Chainsaw, we'll see you, at the movies! Special Edition
National Lampoon's Vacation: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit! Special Edition
Spies like us :Maybe your dick's not so dumb Special Edition
and last be not least
Police Academy: To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what? Edition
The Breakfast Club : Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? Special Edition
Summer School: I'm Dave and I'm Chainsaw, we'll see you, at the movies! Special Edition
National Lampoon's Vacation: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit! Special Edition
Spies like us :Maybe your dick's not so dumb Special Edition
and last be not least
Police Academy: To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what? Edition
05-28-05, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Filmmaker
(you can see this one comin') SCARFACE: Say Hello To My Little Special Edition!
GOODFELLAS: How Is This Special Edition Funny?
05-28-05, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Lowrey
That's a mouthful. I'd prefer the Pulp Fiction: "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" Edition.
05-28-05, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Infidel
or how about Pulp Fiction: Allow This Special Edition To Retort
no no no. You are all missing the ultimate edition.
Pulp Fiction: Bad Motherfucker Edition
05-28-05, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Michael Corvin
no no no. You are all missing the ultimate edition.
Pulp Fiction: Bad Motherfucker Edition
Pulp Fiction: Bad Motherfucker Edition
You win. 
05-29-05, 12:38 AM
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Die Hard - Yippy Ky Yay, Motherfucking Bare-Bones DVDs
Grosse Pointe Blank - I'd Release a Special Edition, If You Paid Me Enough
Napoleon Dynamite - Added Skills Edition
A Few Good Men - You Can't Handle A Special Edition!
Apollo 13 - This Could be the Worst Special Edition in the History of NASA
Grosse Pointe Blank - I'd Release a Special Edition, If You Paid Me Enough
Napoleon Dynamite - Added Skills Edition
A Few Good Men - You Can't Handle A Special Edition!
Apollo 13 - This Could be the Worst Special Edition in the History of NASA
05-29-05, 11:23 AM
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american history x: you see this? it means not welcome!!! special edition
carrie: dirty pillows collector's edition
akira: tetsuooooo.... kanedaaaaaaa.... editionnnnn
they live: extended fight scene 4 disc boxset
fight club: i am jack's double dip edition
evil dead: same exact edition as the other 5 editions edition
star wars original trilogy: just kidding you idiot edition
indiana jones: this boxset belongs in a museum edition
carrie: dirty pillows collector's edition
akira: tetsuooooo.... kanedaaaaaaa.... editionnnnn
they live: extended fight scene 4 disc boxset
fight club: i am jack's double dip edition
evil dead: same exact edition as the other 5 editions edition
star wars original trilogy: just kidding you idiot edition
indiana jones: this boxset belongs in a museum edition
05-29-05, 12:02 PM
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Pulp Fiction: Royale Edition With Cheese
Pulp Fiction: Fuck Forrest Gump Edition
Fight Club: 2 disc SE that will go OOP and might, or might not, come back in the same package Edition
Titanic: Biggest Movie of all time don't need special features Edition
Brazil: Super-Criterion with 2 more cuts Terry Gilliam didn't approve of.
Alien Ultra-ology: 3 discs for each movie plus 10 extra discs of movies that seem alot like the Alien movies
Star Wars - The Greedo recites the Ezekiel 25:17 speech before shooting at Han Solo Edition
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro Offers You His Special Edition
Pulp Fiction: Fuck Forrest Gump Edition
Fight Club: 2 disc SE that will go OOP and might, or might not, come back in the same package Edition
Titanic: Biggest Movie of all time don't need special features Edition
Brazil: Super-Criterion with 2 more cuts Terry Gilliam didn't approve of.
Alien Ultra-ology: 3 discs for each movie plus 10 extra discs of movies that seem alot like the Alien movies
Star Wars - The Greedo recites the Ezekiel 25:17 speech before shooting at Han Solo Edition
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro Offers You His Special Edition