What about special names for the bare-bones editions? The anti-special editions if you will, such as:

Kindergarten Cop: "It's Not A Special" Edition
Clerks: "This Movie Would Be Great If It Weren't For The Special Features" Edition

Witness: Plain Edition

Rebel Without a Cause: A cause to remember edition

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: The attack of Carol edition

Real American Hero: Tougher than leather edition

Star Wars episode 2: Electric Boogaloo

Deadwood Season 1: C0cksucker edition

Xena Season 1: Lawless edition

ALIENS: Stop Yer Grinnin' and Drop Yer Linen Special Edition

U2: RATTLE AND HUM: A Myooosical Jerney Special Edition

2010: My God, It's Full of Discs Special Edition

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Call the President Special Edition

BLADE RUNNER: Give Me Four Discs...Futatsu de Jubun Desuyo...No, Four--Two, Two, Four...Futatsu de Jubun Desuyo...and Noodles Special Edition

BLUE VELVET: Baby wants to fuck Special Edition!

THE BREAKFAST CLUB: You Mess With the Bull, You Get the Special Edition

CARRIE: They're All Gonna Laugh at Your Special Edition

CONTACT: An Awful Waste of Space 4-Disc Special Edition

DELIVERANCE: You Shur Do Got a Purdy Special Edition

DR STRANGELOVE: A Pretty Good Weekend in Vegas Special Edition

THE ELEPHANT MAN: I'm Not an Animal, I'm a Special Edition!

THE EXORCIST: The Power of Special Editions Compels You

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH: Learning About Cuba and Having Some DVDs Special Edition

FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF: Abe Froman Director's Cut

A FISH CALLED WANDA: Sp-Sp-Special Eh-Eh-Edi-Edi-shun-shun-shun

GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS: Special Edition For Closers Only

MARATHON MAN: Is It Special?

PSYCHO: We All Go a Little Special Sometimes

(you can see this one comin') SCARFACE: Say Hello To My Little Special Edition!

SCHOOL DAZE: Big Brother All-Migh-TEE Special Edition

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: It Puts the Special Edition in Its Shopping Cart...It Does This Whenever It Is Told

TRADING PLACES: Commodities are Consumer Products, Like Plastic, Which is Used to Make DVDs, Which You Might Find in This 2-Disc Special Edition

And don't forget the inevitable U2: I DIDN'T MEAN TO BOG YA double dip coming out 5 months later.

Kindergarten Cop: I'm A Special Edition You Idiot
Jingle All The Way: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Edition

Commando: Remember when I said the previous DVD would be the last? I lied.... Edition

Tears Of The Sun: Demi's Bangin' A Child Edition

These are some hilarious and very creative titles. Now be careful cause some studio people might actually use one of these titles. I think this is a very stupid trend and should simply call special editions, special editions.

That's a mouthful. I'd prefer the Pulp Fiction: "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" Edition.

Pulp Fiction: Do you see a sign that says dead n!gger storage? Special Editon

The Breakfast Club : Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? Special Edition

Summer School: I'm Dave and I'm Chainsaw, we'll see you, at the movies! Special Edition


National Lampoon's Vacation: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit! Special Edition

Spies like us :Maybe your dick's not so dumb Special Edition

and last be not least

Police Academy: To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what? Edition

OK, I got one for ya...

GOODFELLAS: How Is This Special Edition Funny?

LETHAL WEAPON 2: I'm too old for this Special Edition.

nice

or how about Pulp Fiction: Allow This Special Edition To Retort

Forrest Gump: Life is Like a Box of DVD's Special Edition

no no no. You are all missing the ultimate edition.

Pulp Fiction: Bad Motherfucker Edition

You win.

Transformers: The Movie - More Than Meets The Eye Edition

PF seems to be popular. Here's another one:

Pulp Fiction:Say Special Edition ONE MORE TIME! Special Edition

Die Hard - Yippy Ky Yay, Motherfucking Bare-Bones DVDs
Grosse Pointe Blank - I'd Release a Special Edition, If You Paid Me Enough
Napoleon Dynamite - Added Skills Edition
A Few Good Men - You Can't Handle A Special Edition!
Apollo 13 - This Could be the Worst Special Edition in the History of NASA

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle: Did Doogie Howser Just Steal My Fucking Special Edition?!?

Gone With The Wind: Bitch I Just Don't Give A Fuck Edition (The EXPLICIT Version)

american history x: you see this? it means not welcome!!! special edition

carrie: dirty pillows collector's edition

akira: tetsuooooo.... kanedaaaaaaa.... editionnnnn

they live: extended fight scene 4 disc boxset

fight club: i am jack's double dip edition

evil dead: same exact edition as the other 5 editions edition

star wars original trilogy: just kidding you idiot edition

indiana jones: this boxset belongs in a museum edition

Pulp Fiction: Royale Edition With Cheese
Pulp Fiction: Fuck Forrest Gump Edition
Fight Club: 2 disc SE that will go OOP and might, or might not, come back in the same package Edition
Titanic: Biggest Movie of all time don't need special features Edition
Brazil: Super-Criterion with 2 more cuts Terry Gilliam didn't approve of.
Alien Ultra-ology: 3 discs for each movie plus 10 extra discs of movies that seem alot like the Alien movies
Star Wars - The Greedo recites the Ezekiel 25:17 speech before shooting at Han Solo Edition
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro Offers You His Special Edition