Insert Clever Special Edition Title Here Game
 

In light of Airplane's Dont Call Me Shirley special edition,

lets hear some clever special editions!

for example:

Forrest Gump: Special is as Special Does Edition.

Allow me to be the first person in this thread to mention the film Napoleon Dynamite...just so nobody thinks they're clever.

-JP

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones: Coarse and Rough and Irritating and Gets Everywhere Edition

Pulp Fiction: Special Limited "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee" Edition.

It'd fly off the shelves.

-JP

I would buy two copies of that one.

how about

Jungle Fever: a little cream in the coffe edition

Howard the Duck: No more Mr. Nice Duck Edition

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE: The old In & Out Edition

Deep Throat: The Deepest Edition
Gone With The Wind: Give A Damn Edition

The Wizard- Power Glove Edition
Porky's- The Porkiest Edition
Team America- F--- Yeah Edition
Rocky III- Eye Of The Tiger Edition
Brazil- We're All In This Together Edition

Jerry Maguire "Show me the special edition" or "Show me the money special edition".

Stripes "What Army? editon" or "We're in the Army? edition" or "Do Wah Diddy editon"

How about "You had me at special" edition

Raiders of the Lost Ark: Throw me your wallet, I throw you Special Edition

Predator "get to the chopper" Edition
Total Recall "get your ass to mars" Edition (the moon tin is now an ass tin)
Happy Gilmore "Happy Look Out Special Edition!"

Chappelle Show "What did the 5 fingers say to the face" edition...







SLAP!

Alexander: 100% Gay Free Edition

Good one!

New Jack City: Too Disk Gold Toof Edition

Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace "Yippee!" Special Edition

Batman "This Series Needs An Enema" Box Set

Boxing Helena "I'd Sell My Limbs For This" Special Edition

and finally...

The Sixth Sense
Unbreakable
Signs
The Village

yes, it's M. Night Shamalayan's Box Set of Increasing Disappointment
(contains a preview of Night's upcoming movie, Staring Contest)

per the other thread:

American Pie: the Pie Fucker editions

PCU: Special Meat Tosser Edition
PCU: Everyone Gets Laid Edition

Don't read it if you don't want to know.

Citzen Kane Special Edition.

:sad:

FIGHT CLUB: The First Rule of Fight Club is You Don't Talk About the Special Edition!

INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM: No Time for Special Edition, Dokta Jones!

THE SHINING: All Work and No Play Makes This a Dull Special Edition

FULL METAL JACKET: This is My Rifle, This is My Special Edition...This is For Fighting, This is For Fun

And now for something really tacky:

SCHINDLER'S LIST: This Special Edition...two people...this is gold...two more people...he would have given me two for it, at least one...one more person...a person, Stern...for this Special Edition

By the way, that's a fuckin' RIOT! :D

The Graduate: M.I.L.F. edition
Misery: Cock-A-Doody edition
Being There: I Like to Watch edition
Dolores Claiborne: Raisins You Call Balls edition
Arthur: Wash Your Dick edition
Dirty Harry Collection: Make my Day edition
Jaws: Show me Your Scars edition
Godfather: You Can't Refuse This edition
Casablanca: You Must Remember This edition
Treasure of the Sierra Madre: Gold edition
Fargo: You Betcha edition

STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE: As Much as You Wanted the Enterprise, I Want This Special Edition!

STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN: You Have Been, and Always Shall Be, My Special Edition

STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK: Up Yer Shaft Special Edition

STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME: Double-Dumbass-on-You Special Edition

STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER: I Need My Pain 4-Disc Special Edition

STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY: The Original Klingon Special Edition

Independence Day I have got to get me one of these Special Editions edition