"That's a lot of potatoes" - Kramer

I think I always knew what that meant, but I want to be absolutely sure: it meant being in control of your sexual organ? Big head controlling Little Head, instead of vice-versa?

Am I correct, or have I been wrong all these years?

Die already!

I hate it!!

(Elaine having to sit through The English Patient again)

The jerk store called....

Wait, actual news?! This calls for a celebration. It's time for feats of strength!

Sweet fancy Moses, this is good news!

Do you hate me because of my lazy eye?

He took it out.

who told you to put the balm on ? I didn't tell you to put the balm on !

"another babka???"

GIDDDIIIII UP :)

A bit more from Jerry himself:

http://www.dvdexclusive.com/HTMLNews...ASeinfeld.html

IT?!

I just hope this set is out in time for Festivus.

Am I'm not talking anymore......

.......starting NOW.

i cant wait im started to get a good collection of tv shows on dvd i like to watch my tv show dvds before i go to sleep the more the merrier

"It's gold Jerry!!..gold"

yep your right. Rewatch the episode again (the contest), and you'll get it.

This news is definitely "sponge worthy."

I'm in Burma, you may know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.

"Jerry"..............."Newman!"

"Whuddya talkin' about, I'm not a monage kind of guy! I'd have to wear different clothes, get special lotions, grow a mustache!"

"oh ... Mulva?"

This is even better than a black and white cookie, a chocolate babka, mulligatwny from the Soup Nazi, a Snapple, Kenny Roger's chicken, muffin tops, pudding skins, or "fat-free" yogurt!!!

Man: George what the hell are you doing?
George: Nothin why?
Man: You double dipped a chip! Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Kramer: The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus!
Jerry: Wow.
George Costanza: You're Batman!
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me! So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?!
Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.

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Jerry: Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!