BJacks

The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here: I managed to secure the worldwide trailer premiere for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus," starring Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson.

- Shark taking a bite out of the Golden Gate Bridge? Check
- A woman looking solemnly into the sunset? Check
- Shots of giant octopuses and mega sharks fighting? Check
- Tons of other surprises that I don't want to ruin? Check

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chris_sc77

Wow what a piece of shit. This doesnt even look " so bad its good" it just looks sad.

BJacks

Really? I think it looks awesome, in the same vein as "Boa vs. Python."

"IT RISES!"

The Bus

The final shot

devilshalo

Only if Deborah gets naked....

rexinnih

Wow, that looks really, really bad. That's about the only reaction I can muster at this point.....

Ash Ketchum

Poor Debbie Gibson (which is how I'll always remember her). How the teen pop stars of 20 years ago have fallen. At least my teen pop idol of yesteryear (a bit MORE than 20 years ago), Annette Funicello, never had to make movies like this. (And don't start trashing the BEACH PARTY movies--they were works of cinematic genius compared to dreck like this. Not that HOW TO STUFF A WILD BIKINI couldn't have used a giant octopus.)

Kicker_of_Elves

X2 Holy crap that was awesome

EdTheRipper

I'd see it

Moopher

"I look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible."

Luther Heggs

For this Lamas passed on The Chronicles of Meap: Meapless in Seattle?

Solid Snake

....wtf was this?

Boba Fett

That was awesome.

Matthew Chmiel

Any movie in which a shark taking out an airplane is cinematic fucking gold.

Larry C.

Please tell this is like a scifi channel movie and not something going to theaters pls pls pls

Apone

This summer... Water has never been more dangerous.

Goddamn it! We're going to need a bigger plane.

I think I got what it takes to promote this movie.

UAIOE

Yes.

E. Honda

Enough is enough. I have had it with these muthafuggin sharks eating these muthafuggin planes!

SkipKassidy

We're going to need a bigger plane.

BJacks

This is going direct to dvd but I may rent out a theater myself just to see it on the big screen.

Charlie Goose

It does look like a Sci-Fi network original shitfest.

Lorenzo Lamas as star is an ironclad guarantee that it fucking sucks.

RichC2

chuckd21

I can't believe I had to watch a commercial before watching a commercial.

FantasticVSDoom

Love it!

DRG

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