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Old 05-11-09, 02:02 PM
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I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!

The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here: I managed to secure the worldwide trailer premiere for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus," starring Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson.

- Shark taking a bite out of the Golden Gate Bridge? Check
- A woman looking solemnly into the sunset? Check
- Shots of giant octopuses and mega sharks fighting? Check
- Tons of other surprises that I don't want to ruin? Check

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Old 05-11-09, 02:11 PM
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Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!

Wow what a piece of shit. This doesnt even look " so bad its good" it just looks sad.
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Old 05-11-09, 02:15 PM
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Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!

Really? I think it looks awesome, in the same vein as "Boa vs. Python."

"IT RISES!"
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Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!

The final shot
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Only if Deborah gets naked....
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Wow, that looks really, really bad. That's about the only reaction I can muster at this point.....
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Poor Debbie Gibson (which is how I'll always remember her). How the teen pop stars of 20 years ago have fallen. At least my teen pop idol of yesteryear (a bit MORE than 20 years ago), Annette Funicello, never had to make movies like this. (And don't start trashing the BEACH PARTY movies--they were works of cinematic genius compared to dreck like this. Not that HOW TO STUFF A WILD BIKINI couldn't have used a giant octopus.)

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Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!

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The final shot
X2 Holy crap that was awesome
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I'd see it
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"I look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible."
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Old 05-11-09, 04:40 PM
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For this Lamas passed on The Chronicles of Meap: Meapless in Seattle?
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....wtf was this?
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That was awesome.
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Any movie in which a shark taking out an airplane is cinematic fucking gold.
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Old 05-12-09, 12:53 AM
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Please tell this is like a scifi channel movie and not something going to theaters pls pls pls
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Old 05-12-09, 01:27 AM
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This summer... Water has never been more dangerous.

Goddamn it! We're going to need a bigger plane.

I think I got what it takes to promote this movie.
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Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!

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Any movie in which a shark taking out an airplane is cinematic fucking gold.
Yes.
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Enough is enough. I have had it with these muthafuggin sharks eating these muthafuggin planes!
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We're going to need a bigger plane.
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Please tell this is like a scifi channel movie and not something going to theaters pls pls pls
This is going direct to dvd but I may rent out a theater myself just to see it on the big screen.
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It does look like a Sci-Fi network original shitfest.

Lorenzo Lamas as star is an ironclad guarantee that it fucking sucks.
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I can't believe I had to watch a commercial before watching a commercial.
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Love it!
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Shark your love
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Shark your love
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