I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here: I managed to secure the worldwide trailer premiere for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus," starring Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson.

- Shark taking a bite out of the Golden Gate Bridge? Check
- A woman looking solemnly into the sunset? Check
- Shots of giant octopuses and mega sharks fighting? Check
- Tons of other surprises that I don't want to ruin? Check

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Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Wow what a piece of shit. This doesnt even look " so bad its good" it just looks sad.

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Really? I think it looks awesome, in the same vein as "Boa vs. Python."

"IT RISES!"

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

The final shot :lol:

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Only if Deborah gets naked....

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Wow, that looks really, really bad. That's about the only reaction I can muster at this point.....

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Poor Debbie Gibson (which is how I'll always remember her). How the teen pop stars of 20 years ago have fallen. At least my teen pop idol of yesteryear (a bit MORE than 20 years ago), Annette Funicello, never had to make movies like this. (And don't start trashing the BEACH PARTY movies--they were works of cinematic genius compared to dreck like this. Not that HOW TO STUFF A WILD BIKINI couldn't have used a giant octopus.)

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

X2 Holy crap that was awesome :lol:

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

I'd see it :lol:

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

"I look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible."

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

For this Lamas passed on The Chronicles of Meap: Meapless in Seattle?

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

....wtf was this?

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

That was awesome.

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Any movie in which a shark taking out an airplane is cinematic fucking gold.

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Please tell this is like a scifi channel movie and not something going to theaters pls pls pls

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

This summer... Water has never been more dangerous.

Goddamn it! We're going to need a bigger plane.

I think I got what it takes to promote this movie.

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Yes.

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Enough is enough. I have had it with these muthafuggin sharks eating these muthafuggin planes!

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

We're going to need a bigger plane.

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

This is going direct to dvd but I may rent out a theater myself just to see it on the big screen.

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

It does look like a Sci-Fi network original shitfest.

Lorenzo Lamas as star is an ironclad guarantee that it fucking sucks.

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

rotfl

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

I can't believe I had to watch a commercial before watching a commercial.

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Love it!

Re: I'm proud to present...the trailer for Asylum's "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!
 

Shark your love
I just can't shark your love
Shark your love
I just can't shark
Your love