re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Hooray!

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

<s>Workaholics</s> Deadly Premonition is like <s>It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia</s> Alan Wake, so you don't need to play it.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

I see what you did there. Except my point was that any similarities to other shows aside, Workaholics simply didn't make me laugh.

Now look what you've done, derailing this thread!

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

:lol:

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

I noticed the manual for this is surprisingly thick. Should I read it or should I continue going on in the dark like I've been doing, shaking my head in disbelief at every corner I turn?

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Your head in disbelief is so much more entertaining.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Don't touch the manual.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

I didn't even know it came with a manual.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Oddly enough, my copy did not come with a manual. It did, however, include a small Hispanic man named Manuel.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

I know him! He worked on my landscaping. I think his last name was Labor.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

I'm pretty sure it's a franchise out here. They do great manscaping work too.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Franchised - as in they have an agreement with Home Depot, right?

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Yes, it does appear to be a subsidiary.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

I came home last night to find my roommate staring at the TV in shock. I said "Deadly Premonition?" and he said "Yeah!" We both then tried to explain to each other what it is about the game that is so bizarre yet enthralling. The best we could do is that you truly feel like you're as clueless and lost as the FBI agent in the game.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

I can't wait for you to keep playing. And hearing the whistling song nonstop in your head.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Oh, this fucking game. I just killed one of the upside down shadow monsters and as it faded away it said "Don't...want...to die!" Now I'm meant to feel bad for these things? Damn it!

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Oh, so I take it your not feeling swindled anymore? You're welcome.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

No, but I may go insane. If you find me outside your house naked, covered in blood, and having a tea party with garden gnomes, don't be surprised.

Are there anything in these crates I keep finding or am I destroying them for no good reason?

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Please leave my gnomes out of this. They had nothing to do with it.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

The gnomes are key!

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

If that's a motherfucking spoiler I'm coming to YOUR house nude (again)

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Yeah, yeah, it's always the same with you.

Spoilers: Show up nude.
Prince concert: Show up nude.
Kinect: Show up nude.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Just you wait, the time I show up clothed you're going to be soooooooo surprised.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

I won't even recognize you.

Unless you wear a turtleneck.

re: A modicum of moderator make-outs (Bonus Thread: Deadly Premonition)
 

Oh no you didn't!