Nic, I have the number for a very well respected mental health professional. I think he could help your sister-in-law work out her anger issues.

I'm sure you keep this guy in business...he must specialize in douche

Speaking of douche, as a teen I would call Salt & Vinegar chips, some of my favorite at the time, Massengill Chips.

Wow. Thanks for that. I will never look at salt and vinegar chips the same way again. I've been scarred for life. Slider I need that number - especially if he specializes in douche.

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im going to play later today...I'm off for MLK day and my wife is at work.

I was going to hop onto the Warhawk public servers and douche it up tonight, but I might make a BO appearance beforehand.

Games were fun last night, especially the wager matches. Unfortunately my ps3 rebooted right when I was douching it up on R2 in the Gun Game and it was late enough I just went to bed. That one was really fun though with the back and forth humiliations.

We really need to do a gattling gun only team deathmatch map on thursday...so, I will put that in as my request.

I hope somebody took over my role as knifing prick during the gun games. I'll be back to reprise it on Thursday.

we should do a gattling gun match, on Havana, that is like the sniper match, we cant cross the middle...plus smoke

trust me, Digi, Sauce, Cruz and i took turns douching it up...

eh, I think the insanity of close quarters gattling guns ablazing is most of the fun. Just take pot shots across a line with a gun that doesn't exactly have stellar aim will prob be less interesting. I would imagine the insanity being pretty close to the level of the head shot only hand guns.

so, gatling guns only on Nuketown!

Remember the gatling guns aka DeathMachine are from the care package. We'd have to find a glitched game from the fileshares.

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Any special requests?

Nic and I played some public TDM last night for a while, and we played a game on shooting range, that I think had to be "hacked." there was a guy, who I was shooting and Nic was shooting and he didn’t die, then I ran up to him and stabbed him and he didn’t die and I did....then I watched the kill cam and he was hit multiple times and just stood there...then he ran at me, took my stab, and stabbed me...the entire other team had like 8 kills each and we all had none...then the other teams names and scores disappeared from the select screen, and just one team had names, but we were still getting killed by them…then our names disappeared and neither of our names were there, but there were other random names. So, we backed out…and I checked my contracts, which I had just signed, and it showed that 12 minutes had ticked off during that match, but we were only in there for like 2-3 minutes, it was weird. I don’t understand the “hacking” thing, but I had never had anything like that happen before. When I went to watch the map after, it wasn’t there recorded either. It was weird…

Sounds like you either ripped a hole in the space time continuum(sp?), were baked out of your mind or there were some serious lag issues.

maybe my wife didnt get the mushrooms for the sauce from the store...

mushrooms for sauce? yes please

Dirty Hippie !

some random kid invited me to a private party and i thought what the heck... and when i joined i lost my status and could only play with select guns but i still womped on them all. then i freaked out that it was hacked and i permanently lost everything so i backed out after a couple matches and everything was weird, but after i restarted the ps3 it all went back to normal. except now i've been noticing a lot more instances of it all freezing up but that might just be my paranoia

My only request is that we hit the public game shares and try as much crazy shit as we can stand.

We should try the Man vs. Tank game again, this time without all the glitches caused by the hacking in the gun game.