Hey all,

Any game is instantly ruined once this lady reviews it...heh. Actually, I think she's a robot or something creepy like that.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=CUERvDOzmDo


Random,

Matt!

I like her Bigs review

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fhzBjRXCsic&feature=related

For the lazy:

I like how she dressed up as Mario for the Paper Mario review.

I'd hit it.

Good god. It's like they just use the first take of all her reviews.

She must have got her training as a flight attendant giving the safety talk.

Oh, and

Way to read those cue cards!

I honestly don't believe she's played any games ever.

She's bad, but there's plenty worse out there.

x2

Her delivery definitely sucks, but, I do like the fact that in these "family reviews" she isn't just spouting about the 'evils' of videogames, etc. I listened to a couple and was pleasantly surprised on the COD4 review that she mentions that they feel it is appropriate for 14 and up even though it's a rated M by the ESRB because every FPS is rated M.

i'd buy that for a dollar!

"But if the Wii's your unit..."

Great vids. However I can think of some other indoor activities I'd like to do with this chick besides play video games.

Here in the midwest, girls like that comprise about 75% of every high school class. Kinda ditzy, definitely destined to be nothing more than a mom, but oh-so-loveable. Count me in for a

I loved her review of Mass Effect before she forget to talk about all that hardcore sex in the game.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PdxQGlhra0k

I dunno, "Cola" seems alright to me:



(When she isn't speaking, that is.)

I bet she gives good

Jesus, are you guys horny.

She's probably the type that likes to DO the fucking. Huge strap on collection. Watch your butts!

The motion controls are more responsive with a strap-on, but if your unit is a wee, well...

Do you guys think she gets paid a lot to do these reviews? She doesn't even seem comfortable speaking in front of the camera. (Her delivery is almost painful to listen to.) Obviously, she's attractive and all but you'd think that they could've found somebody else that was good looking and spoke a little more naturally or off the cuff.

Uh, video game talk, hellooooo. Duh.

The reviews aren't bad. It's a service for parents, and at least they're somewhat fair in terms of what's appropriate and what's not.