This week is Burnout: Paradise

... which is fucking brilliant. :lol:

Just what I needed today.

"...or punching out an angry bear."

"aiming at things is like playing darts after your arms have fallen asleep."

:lol:

Love the Jurassic Park theme as well.

I love how he continually mangles the name.

The ear-raping was king...HAHAHAH

I've only seen the Darkness one so far, but it was hilarious.

= J

Army of Two

"and if that appeals to you, then give yourself a nice salt-water douche, 'cause you're officially a ****." :lol:

This guy is alot funnier then the Angry Nerd or whatever his name is.

That's not exactly hard to do.

The Sin City frame was perfect.

This week on Zero Punctuation!

No More Heroes

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And indeed "it would be awesome."

Yahtzee takes on Condemned 2: Bloodshot!

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I've also been a fan of this guy for awhile now... I'm stupid and swear words make me giggle.

Nailed Super Smash Brothers Brawl and Nintendo (again).

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What a jerk. He really hates Nintendo. I gave up about a minute in just to send him an scathing email about that review.

Awesome. I haven't played Brawl, but he nails the problem with MP party games.

My review of SSBB's SubSpace Emissary (single player) campaign to some friends:

I think his point is spot on. I played SSBB at a friend's house and found it charming but not worth a purchase. I get 90% as much enjoyment from Small Arms and that's 20% of the price.

Ugh, I hate that unlockable character bullshit too. That recently happened when I wanted to play some Marvel vs. Capcom 2 with my cousin, only forgetting that scores of the cast were locked. I understand the logic behind the developers locking characters to extend playtime, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

... this is where Yahtzee nails it. Unlockables are fine and dandy but then one person has to sit there and play 10 hours to unlock them and by that point your skill level will be so far ahead of friends, the game will no longer be fun in MP for them when you finally have them over to play.

Fortunately there are no save game penalties on the Wii. If you only plan on playing MP and want a level playing field the night you rent it, download a game save that unlocks everything.

Damn, you guys are quick!! SSBB added to the list, and I must say this is one of my fave's so far.