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These are incredibly bad to the point of being unwatchable. :down: Maybe I'm handicapped because I actually have an attention span.:shrug:
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Good stuff. :D Thanks for posting these. I found em pretty funny. :)
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I really enjoy these. He's spot on with most of his reviews.
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I just watched Psychonauts, and it made me want to go back and play the game again. I loved that thing.
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Love his reviews, thanks for compiling them.
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Originally Posted by drmoze
These are incredibly bad to the point of being unwatchable. :down: Maybe I'm handicapped because I actually have an attention span.:shrug:
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Originally Posted by drmoze
These are incredibly bad to the point of being unwatchable. :down: Maybe I'm handicapped because I actually have an attention span.:shrug:
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Originally Posted by slop101
Everyone's entitled to their opinions, but yours here is definitely in the minority.
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Originally Posted by PixyJunket
I'm with him, I don't see the appeal of watching a flash video over some internet knob swearing over how much a video game sucks. I guess if you still titter like a schoolboy over the word "fuck," there would be some merit to it.
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Didn't he have review of The Darkness?
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The reviews are ok, and i agree they actually have some good points made in them. I don't find them as funny as others, but I don't think they're bad or anything.
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Originally Posted by PixyJunket
I'm with him, I don't see the appeal of watching a flash video over some internet knob swearing over how much a video game sucks. I guess if you still titter like a schoolboy over the word "fuck," there would be some merit to it.
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I disagree with alot of what he says, but I love hearing him talk. It's like listening to Christopher Walker or Jeff Goldblum...I wouldn't care what he was saying, just so he's saying something. The bonus is he's talking about something that I know about/like.
These are all of his reviews from the archives, I wish there were more. |
Originally Posted by PixyJunket
I'm with him, I don't see the appeal of watching a flash video over some internet knob swearing over how much a video game sucks.
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Fable
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Originally Posted by The Bus
We're talking about Yahtzee here, not the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
If it's on the internet, Pixy hates it. |
But... I'm on the internet...!
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Originally Posted by MWB
Doesn't matter.
If it's on the internet, Pixy hates it. |
I'm not one for loads of cussing, but I find his reviews pretty funny as well.
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Originally Posted by shumway
I'm not one for loads of cussing, but I find his reviews pretty funny as well.
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Originally Posted by pinata242
Well, it is in another language, so it really isn't cussing.
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Originally Posted by joeblow69
No, if it's popular and on the internet, Pixy hates it (so you're ok, Bus)
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These are pretty great. Thanks for providing the linkage.
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That Darkness one was hilarious.
It even has a Beyond Good and Evil joke for Pixy. ;) and Belgium. |
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He's right about it being like a fan game, but after completing it myself, I see it more as being a really well done prequel that meets just about everything a fan could expect from a prequel. Also, the combat in SH games has always been pretty stupid, and carrying 10 TVs in your pocket isn't necessarily much more silly than being able to kill 50+ monsters with a pocket knife or a wooden board with nails, or just finding large amounts of ammunition in a hospital. Anyway, for someone who actually is looking for some kind of challenge, or extra engagement from the combat in Silent Hill games, well SH:O delivers pretty much the best in any SH game so far (that's not saying much though!!).
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As much as I love his reviews, I don't see how anyone could ever go to his site and use a review to help decide on if they should buy the game or not. Hell, even the games he likes are mostly negative reviews, with a few praises here and there.
Still, the man has a great touch for comedy. |
I guess it's all opinion, but with his negative Mass Effect review, well even though I thought the game was great I felt he covered some of the real issues with the game really well. However, I think SH:O is at least the 3rd best in the series (behind 2/3), and he wronged it in that review.
I agree, they're not really intended to drive purchases, but usually provide some comic relief. |
Yahtzee hits Crysis today...
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Yahtzee is god. He's writing for PC Gamer now.
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He's got one up for The Witcher now. He really hates it. It's funny, as usual, but I disagree with most of what he complains about. I think it's an awesome game.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...on-The-Witcher |
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I gotta admit, after his turd of a review on Silent Hill, I've haven't bothered going back.
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Originally Posted by xmiyux
That Darkness one was hilarious.
It even has a Beyond Good and Evil joke for Pixy. ;) and Belgium. |
Originally Posted by The Bus
Darkness
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This week, COD4 :)
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YES! He finally did CoD4...and all I've got to say is "Triple-****ed Hooker"
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/arti...Call-of-Duty-4 |
rotfl
That one was great, as always.. |
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