pinata242

MadWorld

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pinata242

Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X.

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Tarantino

Love the sign spoilers at the end. Classic.

= J

kms_md

i think all of those were on the "spoilt" t-shirt from threadless.

pinata242

Siren Blood Curse

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pinata242

The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

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pinata242

Valkyria Chronicles

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jdpatri

I really like the game, but I definitely had some of the same frustrations with the cut scenes and menus... I had a good at the file cabinet head... and I don't really know why.

pinata242

Velvet Assassin

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dvdsteve2000

Yeah, pretty much sounds like the review I posted the other day. Sadly, I'm still playing this crapfest because I demand high achievement points to balance my overspent $2.99 on the rental. I should be through it today and I'm hoping to be at 850-900 points.

I still can't believe he bashes the shit out of Assassin's Creed, that was a great game.

Walker Boh

Duke Nukem Forever

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bdshort

^^

pinata242

Bionic Commando

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jdpatri

I'm with him on the Pepsi thing. Some nice LOADING... gags in that one too.

glassdragon

LOL

A big linear path of death instead of walls

pinata242

inFamous

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FatTony

Wow, I'm really surprised he said it was great. I expected him to tear this game to pieces.

pinata242

E3 2009

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Michael Corvin

First thought, why the fuck does Sonic need a car?
Second thought, why the fuck does Sonic need to exist?

jdpatri

That video explores previously uncharted levels of pessimism and crankiness... even for him. Loved the Sonic bit. Loved the Nintendo bit.

alxreys

Prototype

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pinata242

Damn I got scooped.

"It's as if Mr. Bean were a mass murderer"

pinata242

Oh shit, I can't wait to see how that plays out!

The Bus

"Science so soft you could spread it on a croissant."

I had to stop the video there because I got a laugh attack.

The Bus

"Emo Peter Pan"

"...I'd have to strangle myself"