Spider-Man: Web of Shadows

Jarvis Cocker

House of the Dead: Overkill and Killzone 2

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For the lazy.

I thought this one was fantastic. Best one in a long time.

"WE BAKED YOU A TYRE CAKE"

Personally, I quite liked "Press B to shoot. Don't press B to not shoot."

Good to see the embedding works finally. I used to try that, but it never worked. Might have just been my corporate network, but since it's working now, I'll do that in the future. Thanks for the kick in the ass, Bus.

That was one of my favorite lines as well. I also cracked up when he broke down the title of House of the Dead proving it was titled correctly.

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

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Rife with subliminal messages

Very nice Mr. Garrison moment at the end.

very clever. I look forward to his reviews every week.

Brilliant. I think that's the best one I've seen.

"You shoot the guns and the peoples fall down" I had to listen to it twice to make sure I heard it right.

and the ending... holy shit that was funny. I'm not sure about best, but definitely best in a long while.

Great ending.

Two things cracked me up.

"The Glock of Damocles" is an incredible line and he earned leeway for at least two bad episodes with that line alone.

Also, at some point with the remainder of the school year i am going to totally quote, in class, "It is not so much writing as making a mess with a pen." With the quality of the projects i have recently gotten i am sure i will have the perfect opportunity before the school year ends.

Amazing ending. I'm still laughing.

The subliminal message....what was it? I could never pause it to get a look at it.

I believe it was a picture of himself (with a black person?) with the caption, "not a racist".

= J

Resident Evil 5

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Pretty good one.

"You're carrying your armour in a pocket of your armour."

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The we lost contact bit is hilarious.

The 'Battle Royale' necklaces...



= J

Oh my, that was one of the funniest yet. I agree about the lost contact bit being hilarious.

Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

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