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Originally posted by milkdog Homer: "Ten thousand dollars!?! If I had ten thousand dollars I'd be a millionaire!" |
Re: Mr. Burns:
Originally posted by slop101 Simithers: Well, sir, they see you as sort of an ogre. Mr. Burns: Who says that? I ought to club them and eat their bones. Also, Mr. Burns adressing Lisa's class on "how to succeed in business"" "All right children, I'll make this brief. Family...Religion.....Friendship-----these are the three demons you must slay!" |
Religious Quotes
Homer: (After eating waffle stuck to ceiling that he thought was God) Mmmm, Sacriligious.
Homer: (After Santa's Little Helper walks out of church with Pastor's robe and cross around his neck) Oh look, he thinks he's Papal. |
Holy thread bump from the dead!!!!!!!!!:eek:
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Lousy Scots, they ruined Scotland.
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Marge: "Homer, we'd like to speak to you."
Homer: "But then I won't be watching TV. You can see the bind I'm in." |
Marge: "Whatever happened to good old-fashioned town pride?"
Lisa: "It's been going downhill ever since the lake caught fire." |
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