So I guess I'm just as good as the writers on SNL. Do I just e-mail my resume to 30 Rock, or should I call them first?

Yeah, last I saw he was still sporting the hobo look.

I have a nice, hardy looking but well-kept beard, but if I grew it out like his, my wife would refuse to be seen in public with me.

It is crazy Jon Hamm has only hosted 4 times and the last time was double duty in 2010.

He should have been a 5 timer by now.

It's weird that he knocked out three hosting gigs in two years, and then waited 15 years for another, especially since he seems to love getting to exercise his comedy chops.

He was the musical guest?

No he hosted twice in 2010.

I thought he would have done more shows unless hosting two shows in 2010 turned him off hosting SNL until 2025?

Was the Anora Menorah really something they cut for time or just a sketch they came up with for the little promo spot? Seems like not many people would not be aware of Anora if it was around autumn. Then again, that may have been why it was cut.

Since Madison isn't a comedian, her monologue will either be the aforementioned fake questions, a cringe musical number, or talking about her past while getting interrupted by cast members. Possibly all three. I'm sure she will play Anora in at least one sketch, or possibly on the Weekend Update. She seems like she would be game for whatever they give her, but she can only do so much with that, and often SNL writing is pretty lame.

I'll throw a crazier prediction for the monologue out there: A reunion of her fellow "Manson sisters" from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Sydney Sweeney and Margaret Qualley make cameos. With James Austin Johnson as QT.

Read back in the thread.

My crazy prediction for the monologue is that she fellates Lorne Michaels, and then Colin Jost randomly fires a gun at the audience.

I bet we get a creepy "I saw you naked" reference like we got when Anne Hathaway, Heather Graham or Sigourney Weaver hosted.

Don't forget Sydney Sweeney's "career plan" monologue.

Yeah forgot that one.

Sweeney wanted to talk about herself that way. She didn't want to pretend like she did not understand how she was looked at by some people.

Very true of course. I was just pointing out that her monologue specifically referred to her willingness to do on-screen nudity, in reference to whether or not the subject is brought up in Madison's tomorrow night. So yeah, maybe not as "creepy" as the ones Decker mentioned, but still certainly in the same vein.

If that happens, I see it being one of those questions from the audience monologues.

With Sweeney and Qualley pretending to be audience members? Yeah, I can see that happening.

And I can see Heidi, Chloe and Sarah as Sweeney. Qualley, and Lena Dunham in a OUATIH skit. But let's let the SNL writers do their jobs instead.

I don't know why you guys are aiming so low. I expect Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, and Leo DiCaprio to all show up for her monologue and perform "Hey Big Spender" from Sweet Charity.

Maybe it will be a fake behind-the-scenes clip where he's auditioning their feet for OUATIH.

Sorry to be serious, but is it well known to everyone but me that the young actresses, who appeared in OUATIH as Manson girls, became and have remained close friends?

That's a good idea. I know if I was writing that show, all I could come up with is a game show parody with Keenan Thompson as host, some bit where Bowen Yang sings, then another one where Andrew Dismukes plays some hapless fish out of water guy.

Don't sell yourself short. I bet with time you could also write a sketch where Marcello Hernandez plays a lethario who it's revealed, using a recent hit pop song, had an affair with a recently married woman.