Starting with the obvious:

Chuck Norris VS Jack Bauer:
Neither would win in a fight.Both would knock each other out and have a Beer afterwards!

Impossible. A fight between Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer would cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum and destroy the entire universe.

Chuck Norris? Did I just wake up in 2005? Fuck that guy.

This isn't going to devolve into those "Chuck Norris facts", is it?

Chuck Norris vs. Omar Little would be the ultimate showdown of badasses. I think Omar would emerge victorious though.

Mr. T knocks the door in demanding which fool didn't invite him to this thread. T has some pity he wants to dish out.

Yeah, fuck him. He's a right wing religious nutjob who should be forgotten. I used to love that guy and his movies, but his rantings in the last few years are disgusting. Fuck him.

I never understood how Chuck Norris of all people blew up as an internet meme. He was never that cool, and my least favorite MA star.

As opposed to all the left wing nutjobs and their rantings?

I think it was in part to Conan's portrayal of him in the Late Show. He started getting famous for the ridiculous stuff on Walker Texas Ranger and that certainly led to the memes.

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He already lost to Kato from the Green Hornet. 'nuff said.