mrpayroll

Since many people were upset last year with the mixing of the 3 weekly shows on CBS and the nightly shows on ShoToo, we need to have separate threads this year.

There will be no need for spoilers in this thread

Chris

mwbmis

Well, that was an eventful first show. The whole Parker/Jen thing ran the gamut.

Too bad for Ali G one of her big twists already bit the dust with Jacob and Sharon leaving first. I don't think she's going to get much milage out of Ryan and Jen either b/c they aren't going to last. I agree with Parker and Allison though...they got screwed. One of them is going soon simply b/c they weren't on equal footing with the other teams.

Jen reminds me of Jen from the last cycle of the Amazing Race.

VHS?

Lame cast....lame season idea.
Parker is only pissed because he thought he would be able to sleep with Jen and get some play......now he knows he cant.The only reason he is throwing a fit rather than try and work with the situation they are now in.Which if he were smart and not worried about pussy, could get them 4 very far.

mwbmis

Given all the talk in the house it sounds like Eric and Jessica should be on tonight's show hosting the HOH competition. I knew they were flown out to LA so that's not a huge surprise, but I don't really get why BB didn't promote it.

Looks like Jen might be wearing Parker down on which "side of the house" they should be on. People should never tie themselves to unbreakable alliances that early.

mrpayroll

It may be early, but I've fast forwarded thru most of BBAD because it just seems that there is no real drama in the house yet. There really is no conflict that I can see and none of them have any real personalities.

There surely is no one like Dick in the house to shake things up.

It seems like everybody is there to screw and just have fun. But hopefully when people start getting eliminated, it will cause some conflict.

And Allison is back in the house replacing Neil who left because of a family emergency.

Chris

mwbmis

I think there is plenty of drama in this house. Amanda is like whirling shit stirrer. Two ago she got in a big fight with Alex over her relationship with Parker. At the end of the day he admitted he was jealous then the two play fought in bed and made out. Yesterday, she virtually ignored him and hung out with Parker all day. Then last night she trots out of the HOH room and accuses Alex of inappropriate vaginal touching; she's told everyone in the house that she's never kissed him and that she is afraid of sleeping with him...blah, blah, blah. The inappropriate touching thing hasn't gotten back to Alex YET, but it will.

Sheila still hates Adam. Allison is stirring up all sorts of shit between Matt (douche) and Natalie (moron who was convinced that Matt really liked her b/c he let her give him a BJ (he thinks she's wacko)) and now she's really upset. Jen just pretty much sucks at being a person. Parker blows up at everything (he's calling BB racist today). Josh is a catty little bitch and reminds me a little of Dustin (he's not quite as funny, but he doesn't have the overwhelming superiorty complex).

I'm running out of people to root for (I'm mainly down to people I don't have positive or negative opinions on yet). By the way, it was Sharon that came back. She might be alright, but she TALKS all the time. Right now she and Josh are running a burn to keep Ryan and Allison in the house.

Thrush

Good stuff, keep posting.

saoirse

I think I'm rooting for the gay guy right now. He's probably the most moral of all these depraved scumbags.

mwbmis

Depends on what you believe on his stories (...sleeping w/ 200 guys, spreading gonhorria all around, etc...). Plus, he can be pretty nasty with his comments too.

It's certainly a wild cast (and anyone who watched BBAD tonight got to see more than you saw all last summer). So far we've seen...

Chelsia - Dental floss thong...bottomless in the hot tub

James - Flapping his large penis around, and if you really want to see it apparently there is a clip of him masturbating on a gay porn site

Amanda - showered nude with Jen, has had a couple "slips", wears a thong, and shows her butt every night in these really short shorts she sleeps in

Jen - fucked her boyfriend Ryan in the communal toilet stall. Let's just say, he's the 60 second man. She was also on her period at the time, and she's had him shove her tampon back in a couple of times. Showered nude with Amanda. Runs around in a thong.

Sheila - not much from the cougar in the house, but there's PLENTY on the internet if you want to look

Sharon - no skin yet from her, BUT she woke her partner (and bed mate) Josh up the other night when he caught her masturbating in their bed.

And, of course, Natalie - runs around in a dental floss thong or a barely there bikini. Gave a guy who doesn't even like her a BJ. Just got completely starkers in the hot tub tonight.

At this point, nothing would surprise me with this cast. You could tell me they were having sex in the living room, and I wouldn't be stunned.

saoirse

Eww. Didn't hear that part about him.

I'm just glad you can't catch anything from watching.

mwbmis

WOW!!!! What a night! Last summer on BBAD we only really had two truly memorable nights of fighting (Dick vs. Jameka and Amber; Jen vs. Dick and the cigarette). Tonight, the shit hit the fan. Big Time!

It started with something between Matt/Natalie and James/Chelsia where a rumor started by who else created a misunderstanding. Matt and James squished that really quickly, but then Chelsia knowing where it came from went off on Amanda.

That led to Josh going OFF on Amanda. Almost to the point of physical confrontation. He had to literally be drug away. Amanda got called out on a lot of her shit tonight. It got so bad I almost started feeling a little sorry for her. By the end she was on the floor crying and nearly going into convulsions.

And the fun isn't completely over either b/c Alex is finally learning to the fullest extent what she's said about him (the sexual violation and all the BS she's been spreading around).

I feel bad for Alex (who truthfully isn't a bad guy at all), b/c he's so screwed in this game he might as well just go ahead and pack.

mrpayroll

Yeah, I saw part of that this morning. This fight had anything from last season beat.

I find it funny that a gay guy (Josh), who probably has been called all of the worst derogatory names in the book, that he would call Amanda the 'C' word over and over again and almost threaten bodily harm on her.

Once again I have to ask (just like last year), where are the men in the house? It's one thing to call Amanda out for her lying, but to allow her to be verbally abused like that, well those guys are a bunch of cowards. You can speak the truth about someone and call them out on their lies, but all that other stuff is over the line.

Chris

mwbmis

Well, Alex did try to calm things down, but keep in mind during the middle of it he learned that she basically accused him of trying to rape her. I think Chelsia going off on her is completely different than Dick from last year.

Josh going off on her is something that's been building for days. He looked completely miserable anytime she was ever around b/c he just loathes her. Finally, when she started lying again he just went off. Did he go too far and cross the line? Absolutely, and I think even he would acknowledge that to a degree. As for why the guys didn't step in...well, I think they were kind of stunned (I know I would have been). When Josh started looking like it might turn physical that dude Allison did drag him in.

I just don't think you can compare it to a Dick scenario b/c his were a lot of times pre-planned. And say what you want about how they did it...Amanda needed to be called on her shit. (and she really still doesn't get it!)

Of course, the fun part is that wasn't the end of the fighting. Allison and Sheila worked to drive a serious wedge between Ryan and Jen pretty much until they went to bed. In led to another big fight last night.

Timber

You can absolutely compare it to Dick because Josh's was planned. When he stormed into the house that "angry" switch instantly turned off and he was laughing about it with Allison(?) If it was just her and Josh I wouldn't have had a problem with the whole thing but it was everybody out there ganging up on her that made me sort of uncomfortable.

The whole noose thing and hanging herself like her father was just way over the line. I just can't imagine a human being saying that about somebody who had a father do that.

Thrush

Video of the Battle Royale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGyRdcq9TN8

filmerp

I've never bothered with BB at any time int he past, but Josh's blow up at Amanda has single handedly gotten me addicted to this show.

Patman

I think I'm forever scarred by James's taint slap demonstration.

mwbmis

The weirdest season of BB continues...after the huge fight today between Allison and Sheila (also involving Natalie and Amanda) there was the first emergency medical evacuation that I can recall. And there were two...at the same time.

Amanda, who's on slop...and I think its time to end the BB slop experiment, apparently has some sort of blood sugar issue. While she was trying to get into the diary room because she wasn't feeling well she ended up fainting in the hall and going into convulsions...there is some video of it, and it's kind of scary. The HGs pressed the panic button (I guess there is one in the storage room), and emergency services showed up to the house.

Meanwhile, the reason why Amanda couldn't get in the DR is because Allison had some sort of major allergic reaction to something she ate, and she could breathe, swelled up, and broke out in hives. She also was taken to the hospital.

As for the rest of the house, I go back and forth on which HG I dislike the most, but, man, that Sheila is just something else. What a nightmare! Adam is a strange guy, but I feel sorry for him having to sleep with that nutjob.

saoirse

Nice. Was this from last night's Showtime after dark? I haven't watched it yet.

Silkk_34

Just signed up for Showtime for this. I caught the aftermath of Big Brother:The E.R. Edition.

mrpayroll

Yes, I watched part of this this morning. I'm not sure if I want to record it to DVD or not, like I did with the 'big' fight.

I'm glad both ladies are okay, but it would have been interesting to see the whole thing go down. They were only talking about the aftermath of it last night, after both ladies got back from the hospital.

If anyone finds the YouTube videos I would be interested in seeing what actually happened.

Chris

T-bone22

Here's a good site for interesting clips from the live feeds...

http://bbcouchpotatoes.blogspot.com/

Silkk_34

Wow. That was a crazy night.

Da Thrilla

Wow...the past 15 minutes have been a striptease featuring Natalie and Chelsia...let's just say I saw a lot of stuff!

mrpayroll

And now we're getting an NC-17 orgy in the pool.

Chris