The Office "Diwali" 11/02/06
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Was the 10/19 Dwight Blog posted? I don't remember....
Beets and Me "It is difficult to believe how the hardy, crunchy often rough looking exterior of raw beets can be transformed into something wonderfully soft and buttery once they are cooked." -The Internet "Beets have the highest sugar content of all vegetables, yet are very low in calories." -From a website Varieties Ruby Red - early crop, flat to globular root Detroit Dark Red - main crop, globular root Monogerm - single-seeded variety Formanova - long tubular root Crobsy Greentop Red Ace There are also golden beets. They are not made out of gold, but just gold in hue. I love the word hue. Why isn't it used more? It only seems to be used in relation to the X-men, ie: Hue Jackman. There are three sub-species of beet, The Sea Beet, the Beta Vulgaris and Chard. Chard is often called "swiss chard" because it is from Switzerland and the the swiss eat it like candy. I wish I could grow candy. But candy doesn't grow on farms. At least not in northeastern Pennsylvania. Here's what they look like: http://www.public.iastate.edu/~taber...eets/beets.gif The enemies of the beet are the cutworm and the aphid. They are horrible. They eat and infest beets. They are of Satan. The black cutworm larvae is gray to dark brown above and has a greasy appearance. Faint light stripes run lengthwise down the body. My great great grandfather Manheim cultivated Beets in Manheim, Germany. Some of the worlds greatest emporers and Czars have sipped Borscht made from the Beets of a Schrute. Then they wiped their Germanic lips and went off to conquer, warm tummies filled with my beet juice. How does that make me feel? One word: Impotant. Farming begins with the soil. That is why each day at dawn, Mose and I go to various points of the farm and taste the dirt. Literally. You can tell the PH and what I call the 'loam factor' with different parts of the tongue. Come to Schute farm at dawn and you will see the sillouettes of two lanky German farmers swirling dirt in their mouths as if it was a fine wine. Do you have any beet stories or recipes or fun facts or pictures or lore, feel free to post below. Mose is known to read the responses and maybe he'll learn something worth passing on to me, his cousin, Dwight. by Dwight K. Schrute |
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Glad for it to be back on. I will laugh my ass off if Kelly proposes to Ryan.
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Originally Posted by SuperBatMan
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Originally Posted by SuperBatMan
Glad for it to be back on. I will laugh my ass off if Kelly proposes to Ryan.
And next week, Spoiler:
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http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=6422523
Audio interview with Greg Daniels and Mindy Kaling (Kelly) |
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Originally Posted by Mrs.Nesbit
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Originally Posted by SuperBatMan
Glad for it to be back on. I will laugh my ass off if Kelly proposes to Ryan.
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I dunno, may be a double-cross/red-herring, because the week after shows (my caps): Spoiler:
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okay which is stamford and which is scranton? Is it scranton-michaels branch and stamford jims?
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yes
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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can't wait
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Jagermeister, fucking sweet.
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"They said something about Zach Braff!" :lol:
"These smores are horrible!" "Who is this crazy gringo???" |
My seven year old just summed it up:
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I loved Michael's impression of Kelly, right on.
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They are also pretty successful in making Roy a sympathetic character.
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Oh my god... Best Scene Ever.
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Originally Posted by Steam
Jagermeister, fucking sweet.
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Hanukkah song parody :lol:
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brilliant episode :up:
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Man, this was like watching Curb your Enthusiasm. Just cringing when you know what Micheal is about to say. Great Ep!
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Originally Posted by Snowmaker
But it was warm. :wacko:
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Anyone else think that Karen didn't just give Jim a ride home?
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Originally Posted by Nausicaa
Anyone else think that Karen didn't just give Jim a ride home?
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I can definitely see next week opening with Jim waking up in bed with Karen and he checks his phone and sees his text message from Pam.
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You could tell Mindy Kaling wrote this episode. She pretty much nailed every misconception Americans have about Hinduism. The result was ~ 22 minutes of pure hilarity. Aside from that, a lot of progress with the characters was made in this episode, especially with Jim's people.
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Originally Posted by Brian Gentz
I can definitely see next week opening with Jim waking up in bed with Karen and he checks his phone and sees his text message from Pam.
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Originally Posted by HE Pennypacker
You could tell Mindy Kaling wrote this episode. She pretty much nailed every misconception Americans have about Hinduism. The result was ~ 22 minutes of pure hilarity. Aside from that, a lot of progress with the characters was made in this episode, especially with Jim's people.
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Originally Posted by Snowmaker
Hanukkah song parody :lol:
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Originally Posted by Vipper II
I much prefer Mindy-penned episodes to B.J. Novak-penned ones. There's just something about Novak's episodes that don't sit right with me.
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they both deliver. BJ did the boys and girls ep. which had the Pam scene where she cried. that moment (care of the acting) was perfect. Looking at both writer's credits on imdb, it's hard to big one over the other.
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Originally Posted by Vipper II
I much prefer Mindy-penned episodes to B.J. Novak-penned ones. There's just something about Novak's episodes that don't sit right with me.
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The episode was okay. There were certain inside cultural jokes Mindy nailed pretty well:
It's clear the writers are biding their time until the branches merge but there were some high points:
I thought the episode was somewhat uneven. There were two major weak points: 1) Mindy seemed less humane to some of the characters. Michael trying to kiss Pam when he's so into Carol was over-the-line and Angela was so uptight and abrupt to the point where I actually wanted to smack her. It just pushed the two of them into caricature territory. 2) She could have used the text messages to further push the Jim/Pam/Karen awkwardness further. P.S. When Pam was driving Michael home, the captions were Air Supply's All Out of Love. It would have been interesting to see how the dynamics of that scene would have played with that song. |
Originally Posted by the big train
The only Novak one I clearly remember enjoying was his "The Fire Guy" episode. I thought he could have done a lot better than he did with a visit to the beet farm.
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