Fielding Mellish

I stopped going to those after Ted Wass started charging $18 for autographs.

It's become such a business now, when it used to be just about the fans.

rabbit77

You can say he even went one word further and rhymed "I came out" with "my name out."

I wonder if the limo driver got fired for not picking him up. Is that in the extended version of the song?

lotsofdvds

Ted Wass. That bastard. He signed my Sheena photo "Officer Clifton Sleigh".

rabbit77

A lost verse from Uncle Phil:

"Now, this is the story of about how my wife got flipped turned lighter brown."

mullivan

"And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the husband of a wife with changing hair."

ryuryu2949

I whistled for a doctor and when he came near, his license said "surgeon" and he had a knife by his ear. If anything I could say this doc was rare, but I thought 'nah forget it,' but don't forget to cut her hair.

ryuryu2949

I pulled up to Vivian about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the ho, 'yo bitch you look great'
Looked at my wife, she was finally there
So then I sat on the face of my wife with changing hair.

GuessWho

I'm gonna wet my pants

boogieman03

bralph

Man, this is like an all Groucho thread, because I can't tell who's kidding and who isn't....

whaaat

11/5

BenboC

I think we should make this thread a sticky.

SonOfAStu

I'm ashamed that I acutally did a google search for "Fresh Prince Convention" before I was sure you guys were full of shit.

ryuryu2949

Perhaps, but I can assure you that the Blossom convention is real.

(BTW, my favorite episode is the one where Blossom has her period and her Dad doesn't know what to do about it. Oh wait--that was every episode.)

EDIT: Jenna von Oy makes my pee-pee go "vroom vroom"

Count Dooku

Aaaaand... so now we get a picture
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cornflakeguy

Talk about a "Straight Six"

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worrywort

Next you'll be telling me about the "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper" Convo

ShallowHal

Because it wasn't in the script. The same reason why the inmates are helping Scofield escape, it's in the script. It's called a plot hole.

j123vt_99

Looks airbrushed.. She's always been cute, but she also has always been a bit thick

RUSF18

This is the greatest thread ever, just for the fact that it went from "random stupid (and yet great) question that couldn't be answered" to "holy shit there actually is an answer" to "holy shit there's a FP of BA convention?" to "fantastic parodies of the theme song."

Well done.

teamwinfan

This thread was both hilarious and informative! My meager contribution..


http://uncleshredder.ytmnd.com/

mullivan

Not bad, but she's got nothing on Tatyana Ali:

DRG

She doesn't look too bad in this pic:


It has to be somewhat recent, as it's from a promo pic from a UPN show that aired from 1999-2004. Of course, it may be airbrushed as well.

Goldberg74

I vote this thread for "Wildest Tangent Thread of the Year."

GoldenJCJ

In the opening Credits we see Jazz playing Basketball with Will in Philly.

However, he doesn't seem like that great of a friend considering he disappears when Will got jumped by four other dudes.