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Old 06-30-05, 10:14 PM
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What? No love for Happy Days?

You're such a Potsie!
Heyyy!

And of course the biggest of them all and I'm shocked it hasn't already been posted.

Potsie Weber: Rich! Rich!
Ralph Malph: Come quick!
Richie Cunningham: What? Is there something wrong?
Potsie Weber: It's a shark!
Ralph Malph: The Fonz...
Richie Cunningham: Fonz got eaten by a shark?
Potsie Weber: He did? Who said that?
Ralph Malph: Not me! What're you talking about?
Richie Cunningham: Well, you just said "The shark..."!
Ralph Malph: Nooo! Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump *over* a shark!
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"Jane. You ignorant slut!" Dan Akroyd to Jane Curtin on SNL


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"Pork chops and applesauce" I believe that was a boy Brady on the Brady Bunch.
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Norm Mcdonald's goof up on Weekend Update was probably the most infamous. I mean what the fuck was that?
Old 07-01-05, 06:41 AM
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"We, the jury in the above entitled action, find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, not guilty of the crime of murder..."




Old 07-01-05, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ItsGreekToMe
"We, the jury in the above entitled action, find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, not guilty of the crime of murder..."






Thread winner.
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I resign the presidency of the United States, effective immediately.
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Originally Posted by JasonF
"I didn't even know you were Jewish!"
-- Johnny Carson to Ed Ames

That was a classic
Old 07-01-05, 11:20 AM
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"I feel stupid."

(Andy Kaufman breaking out of character on Fridays.)

http://andykaufman.jvlnet.com/fridays.htm
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty"
Old 07-01-05, 11:23 PM
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"They killed Kenny!" "You BASTARDS!"
Old 07-02-05, 02:42 AM
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"No Touching!"
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Old 07-03-05, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Goose
"What does the yellow light mean?"
"Slow down."
"Whaat doees the yellllow liiiight meeean?"
"Slow down!"
"Whaaaaaattt dooooeeeeess the yelllllloooowww liiiiiightttt meeeeeaaaan?"
Whew. I haven't been reminded of that line in a long long time. I was pretty young when the show was on the air. Over the years my father and I watched a few shows together and this was the first one a number of shows we enjoyed sitting and watching together.
Old 07-03-05, 04:18 PM
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No, because more men here post about Desperate Houswives than women.
But most of those men probably don't talk about introducing the show to their husbands.
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"I'm Out!"
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Originally Posted by Rypro 525
"I'm Out!"
actually the line was "I'm gay".
Old 07-03-05, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Superboy
actually the line was "I'm gay".
refering to morely the Seinfeld quote from the contest after slamming his hand on the counter.
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Flo's catch phrases "Kiss My Grits!" and "When Donkeys Fly!", from the show ALICE.
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"Oh! My Nose!" and "Something suddenly came up!" - Marcia Brady

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!" - Jan Brady

"Mom always said "Don't play ball inthe house!" " - Peter (or was it Bobby...)

Yeah...I'm a brady geek!

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Old 07-04-05, 08:45 AM
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I rarely laugh out loud to anything on TV, but the two phrases I remember laughing out loud till it hurt where Kramer saying "I'm out" (as someone has previously brought up) and also on Cheers when they're talking about how attractive a girl was (the girl was dating rebecca's supposed boyfriend) and Rebecca kept saying she wasn't that great. They show a gay guy walking by (of course you don't know he's gay) and he says "I'd switch"
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Up your nose with a rubber hose! - Welcome Back Kotter

DY-NO-MITE! - Good Times

Damn! Damn! Dammmnn!!!! - Good Times

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"Aaaayyyyy"! Fonzie from Happy Days

"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" from Diff'rent Strokes

"Eat My Shorts" Bart from The Simpsons
Old 07-04-05, 11:07 AM
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"Jesus, we need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddamn. No confetti. No confetti. No confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? All balloons - where the hell - there's nothing falling. . . What the fuck are you guys doing up there?"
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