What? No love for Happy Days?

You're such a Potsie!
Heyyy!

And of course the biggest of them all and I'm shocked it hasn't already been posted.

Potsie Weber: Rich! Rich!
Ralph Malph: Come quick!
Richie Cunningham: What? Is there something wrong?
Potsie Weber: It's a shark!
Ralph Malph: The Fonz...
Richie Cunningham: Fonz got eaten by a shark?
Potsie Weber: He did? Who said that?
Ralph Malph: Not me! What're you talking about?
Richie Cunningham: Well, you just said "The shark..."!
Ralph Malph: Nooo! Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump *over* a shark!

"Jane. You ignorant slut!" Dan Akroyd to Jane Curtin on SNL


"Citizens arrrreeest. Citizen arrrreest!" Gomer Pyle to Barney Fife on the Andy Griffith Show.

"Pork chops and applesauce" I believe that was a boy Brady on the Brady Bunch.

Norm Mcdonald's goof up on Weekend Update was probably the most infamous. I mean what the fuck was that?

"We, the jury in the above entitled action, find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, not guilty of the crime of murder..."

Thread winner.

I resign the presidency of the United States, effective immediately.

That was a classic

"I feel stupid."

(Andy Kaufman breaking out of character on Fridays.)

http://andykaufman.jvlnet.com/fridays.htm

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

"They killed Kenny!" "You BASTARDS!"

"No Touching!"

"They're real, and they are spectacular!"

Whew. I haven't been reminded of that line in a long long time. I was pretty young when the show was on the air. Over the years my father and I watched a few shows together and this was the first one a number of shows we enjoyed sitting and watching together.

But most of those men probably don't talk about introducing the show to their husbands.

"I'm Out!"

actually the line was "I'm gay".

refering to morely the Seinfeld quote from the contest after slamming his hand on the counter.

Flo's catch phrases "Kiss My Grits!" and "When Donkeys Fly!", from the show ALICE.

"Oh! My Nose!" and "Something suddenly came up!" - Marcia Brady

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!" - Jan Brady

"Mom always said "Don't play ball inthe house!" " - Peter (or was it Bobby...)

Yeah...I'm a brady geek!

I rarely laugh out loud to anything on TV, but the two phrases I remember laughing out loud till it hurt where Kramer saying "I'm out" (as someone has previously brought up) and also on Cheers when they're talking about how attractive a girl was (the girl was dating rebecca's supposed boyfriend) and Rebecca kept saying she wasn't that great. They show a gay guy walking by (of course you don't know he's gay) and he says "I'd switch"

Up your nose with a rubber hose! - Welcome Back Kotter

DY-NO-MITE! - Good Times

Damn! Damn! Dammmnn!!!! - Good Times

Sam

"Aaaayyyyy"! Fonzie from Happy Days

"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" from Diff'rent Strokes

"Eat My Shorts" Bart from The Simpsons

"Jesus, we need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddamn. No confetti. No confetti. No confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? All balloons - where the hell - there's nothing falling. . . What the fuck are you guys doing up there?"

"No one can resist my Schweddy Balls."