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Old 01-09-05 | 08:56 PM
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Vern Troyer... Chyna... MY EYES! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!!
Old 01-09-05 | 09:11 PM
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Chyna: "I wish I had a penis. I've never had wood before."
Old 01-09-05 | 09:14 PM
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I think it's hysterical that Chyna packed cases of booze...
Old 01-09-05 | 09:50 PM
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I think it would be cool if this show was unedited so I could see the 2 chicks naked in the pool.
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Oh man.... this show rocks.....


seeing vern drunk had me
Old 01-10-05 | 01:08 AM
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This show made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a long time. Vern, naked, drunk, rolling around on the scooter like he's lost had me cracking up.

I wonder, were the other seasons as funny as this? I only saw a couple of last seasons and they were OK but nothing like this.
Old 01-10-05 | 02:04 AM
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Christopher Knight is ripped.
Old 01-10-05 | 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackCapTen
I wonder, were the other seasons as funny as this? I only saw a couple of last seasons and they were OK but nothing like this.
Season 1 was less wacko-insane but the best in my mind. Great TV. Season 2 was good (and the image of Ron Jeremy and Tammy Faye slowdancing should be TV legend) but not as good as 1 (they started doing more gimmicky stuff). Season 3 was full-on gimmick with really lame "missions" that wasted a lot of the show. Flav and Brigitte "falling in love" was a bizarre twist, but overall it was a weak season. If this season is filled with lame gimmicks that take away from the shenanigans built in to the cast, it'll suck. If they just let these people be themselves it'll be great.
Old 01-10-05 | 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackCapTen
This show made me laugh harder than I've laughed in a long time. Vern, naked, drunk, rolling around on the scooter like he's lost had me cracking up.

I wonder, were the other seasons as funny as this? I only saw a couple of last seasons and they were OK but nothing like this.
The wife and I just happened upon this last night. We were laughing so loud and hard we woke the kids up. The reaction shots were priceless. But then I felt really bad for Vern. I sure hope he was playing it up for the cameras. But I suspect not.
Old 01-10-05 | 08:50 AM
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This show was great...

Yeah, I agree, I can't believe Peter Brady is so ripped, he was ripped more then Marcus whatever...

Vern is to funny, like a little baby.

Who was that really hot girl? I've never seen her before, but she seems to always be naked, she a playboy girl or something?
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the go go girls was hot.... she had a butt....

Vern pissing and talking to the model and the brady was hilarious.
Old 01-10-05 | 09:49 AM
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This show was great...
Who was that really hot girl? I've never seen her before, but she seems to always be naked, she a playboy girl or something?
she was the winner on the first season of America's Next Top Model
Old 01-10-05 | 09:51 AM
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she was the winner on the first season of America's Next Top Model
Oh.. Is she a nude model, all she is is naked.. Not that it's a bad thing
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She is a hottie.... and adds to another Vern moment


When he was totally obsessing at the food on that model.... LOL

Vern says "oh my god"

It had me rolling...
Old 01-10-05 | 02:18 PM
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Anyone know where I can get a wav file of that Vern moan? I want to use it in my sound scheme for Windows exit.
Old 01-10-05 | 02:23 PM
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She is a hottie....
I actually watched "Top Model" with her in it. And believe me, she did not look as good as she did last night!

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Anyone know where I can get a wav file of that Vern moan? I want to use it in my sound scheme for Windows exit.
Old 01-10-05 | 02:28 PM
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...... remember when he got the sushi off her breast and touched the nipple.... .... man i am still laughing
Old 01-11-05 | 09:25 AM
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What was with that "La Bart" girl or whatever her name was? She was all snooty and complaining about the "has-beens," but I've never heard of her!

When the girls were skinny dipping I pulled out $50 from my wallet. "What's that for?" asked my wife. I explained I was setting it aside in case they ever release an unedited DVD of this show.
Old 01-11-05 | 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Groucho
When the girls were skinny dipping I pulled out $50 from my wallet. "What's that for?" asked my wife. I explained I was setting it aside in case they ever release an unedited DVD of this show.


If they sell it door-to-door for cash girlscout cookie-style then you're set!
Old 01-11-05 | 09:38 AM
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Vern's top line " Oh my god"
Old 01-11-05 | 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by raven56706
Vern's top line " Oh my god"

Personally I liked "I'm naked right now."
Old 01-11-05 | 11:19 AM
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According to Christopher Knight he is seeing the sushi girl. At least that is what he said on the Jamie and Danny show yesterday.
Old 01-11-05 | 11:36 AM
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wow... good for him.... and Chyna doll is seeing a therapist now...
Old 01-11-05 | 12:36 PM
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the go go girls was hot.... she had a butt....
Jane Wiedlin was VERRY hot ! And it seems she's into S&M !

Originally Posted by Groucho
What was with that "La Bart" girl or whatever her name was? She was all snooty and complaining about the "has-beens," but I've never heard of her!
I'm sure you're been facitious, but in case you're not, her name is "Da Brat." She had a couple of rap hits in the early to mid 90s, although I can't name any of them. Like most rappers from the 90s (Death Row Records, No Limit Records, etc...) she is a has-been. I think she does some producing now, but its pretty minimal.
Old 01-11-05 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Brain Stew
I'm sure you're been facitious, but in case you're not, her name is "Da Brat." She had a couple of rap hits in the early to mid 90s, although I can't name any of them. Like most rappers from the 90s (Death Row Records, No Limit Records, etc...) she is a has-been. I think she does some producing now, but its pretty minimal.
She's a nobody. Her big hit is long forgotten. It's interesting that the rappers on the first three seasons all had huge impact on rap music (for better or worse) and Da Brat is a serious also-ran. I was surprised that she was one there since no one knows her. But then I saw Biz Markie on Celebrity Fit Club and it all made sense.


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