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Old 10-27-04, 10:57 PM
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Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?

I know there's a 10/27 South Park thread but I really felt a poll should be made regarding the most important decision to be made in history. Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?
Old 10-27-04, 11:22 PM
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No choice for die?

Douche is boring, but turd sandwich is pretty disgusting. I can't decide!
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Giant Douche all the way. The Turd Sandwich just wasn't answering any of the questions.
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I have to point out that their dance routines were very derivative of each other. Perhaps a way of "dancing" around the real issues.

Issues like the maintainance costs of a Giant Douche that would be much less due to less costume parts. A douche (a giant one at that) consists of a bottle and insertion tip. A turd sandwich on the other hand (also giant) Is composed of two slices of bread, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, a turd......and an cocktail olive.

How does Turd Sandwich expect us to pay for his upkeep?
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Why is everyone dodging the real issue. Come on people, Wake Up!! How long until the turd sandwich and its condiments spoil??? Does it need refridgeration??
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A vote for Giant Douche is a vote for terror. He never even served in Vietnam.

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I vote that we go and live in the cave.
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it's better to be clean than smell like shit all day...
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Originally posted by Giles
it's better to be clean than smell like shit all day...
Says you! Turd Sandwich!
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Giant Douche just to piss off Cartman.
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Originally posted by Giles
it's better to be clean than smell like shit all day...
C'mon! Don't you know it's HARD WORK?!?!
Old 10-28-04, 02:58 PM
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Giant Douche all the way!
Old 10-28-04, 03:29 PM
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Giant Douche, no doubt. Turd Sandwich does not lend itself to chanting. :P
Old 10-28-04, 07:09 PM
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Bush. I don't know who this giant douche you speak of is.
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Moving to the Election Forum...
Old 10-29-04, 02:10 AM
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I gotta agree with Cartman and Butters, a turd sandwich was just way cooler than a giant douche. Really funny episode, by the way. I loved the "Vote or Die" stuff.
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Let's see, what has the better longevity?

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TURD SANDWICH!
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If ya don't hold the sandwich just right, the turd can flip-flop right off the bread. Is that what we really want?

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