Last Comic Standing *Season Premiere* - 06/08/04
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Two things pissed me off about Last Comic Standing:
The first is that there are too many vets. They had this problem last year, too. I want to see guys trying to get their big break in the business; to gain their first national exposure. What do we get instead? Sue Costello, who had her own sitcom? Will freaking Durst? Don't get me wrong -- Durst is a funny guy, but he's had his own HBO special, hosted his own show on PBS, and has a syndicated newspaper column. That's not who I want to see. I want to see the shmuck who spends his life playing a crappy nightclub in Racine, hopping in his '87 Datsun, and driving to Abilene so he can play a crappy nightclub there.
Second, they handed out too many tickets in L.A. I know very few mathematicians go into comedy, but it's not that hard -- 40 slots, 8 cities: that equals 5 slots per city. If you want to boost New York and L.A. since they are where people go to break in, that's find -- bump them up to 8 apiece and knock the others to 4. But why even bother going to Chicago and Tampa if you're only going to hand out one ticket per city? A lot of good comics were robbed as a result -- most notably Mary Beth Cowan, who I had never seen before but fell in love with when I saw her on this show.
I'd also like to give a shout out to my office building, which flashed on screen for a second in the montage of "look, we're in Chicago!" clips.
The first is that there are too many vets. They had this problem last year, too. I want to see guys trying to get their big break in the business; to gain their first national exposure. What do we get instead? Sue Costello, who had her own sitcom? Will freaking Durst? Don't get me wrong -- Durst is a funny guy, but he's had his own HBO special, hosted his own show on PBS, and has a syndicated newspaper column. That's not who I want to see. I want to see the shmuck who spends his life playing a crappy nightclub in Racine, hopping in his '87 Datsun, and driving to Abilene so he can play a crappy nightclub there.
Second, they handed out too many tickets in L.A. I know very few mathematicians go into comedy, but it's not that hard -- 40 slots, 8 cities: that equals 5 slots per city. If you want to boost New York and L.A. since they are where people go to break in, that's find -- bump them up to 8 apiece and knock the others to 4. But why even bother going to Chicago and Tampa if you're only going to hand out one ticket per city? A lot of good comics were robbed as a result -- most notably Mary Beth Cowan, who I had never seen before but fell in love with when I saw her on this show.
I'd also like to give a shout out to my office building, which flashed on screen for a second in the montage of "look, we're in Chicago!" clips.
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Jim Norton kicked major ass! 
Edit to add:
Sue Costello stunk.
The guy from MA that looked like he should be on The Sopranos should have made it, as should have Jim Wiggins(?) the older hippie dude with the deep voice.
The Iranian guy was funny, glad he made it.
The kid (Vladimir) was pretty funny.
I was glad the lady with the father who just had the heart attack made it. She was funny. The other woman in the weird dress that sort of looked like her was not funny. Glad she did not make it.
I liked the strippers schoolgirl outfit.

She wasn't that funny though.

Edit to add:
Sue Costello stunk.
The guy from MA that looked like he should be on The Sopranos should have made it, as should have Jim Wiggins(?) the older hippie dude with the deep voice.
The Iranian guy was funny, glad he made it.
The kid (Vladimir) was pretty funny.
I was glad the lady with the father who just had the heart attack made it. She was funny. The other woman in the weird dress that sort of looked like her was not funny. Glad she did not make it.
I liked the strippers schoolgirl outfit.

She wasn't that funny though.
Last edited by Phil L.; 06-10-04 at 11:24 AM.
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Originally posted by JasonF
Two things pissed me off about Last Comic Standing:
The first is that there are too many vets. They had this problem last year, too. I want to see guys trying to get their big break in the business; to gain their first national exposure. What do we get instead? Sue Costello, who had her own sitcom? Will freaking Durst? Don't get me wrong -- Durst is a funny guy, but he's had his own HBO special, hosted his own show on PBS, and has a syndicated newspaper column. That's not who I want to see. I want to see the shmuck who spends his life playing a crappy nightclub in Racine, hopping in his '87 Datsun, and driving to Abilene so he can play a crappy nightclub there.
Second, they handed out too many tickets in L.A. I know very few mathematicians go into comedy, but it's not that hard -- 40 slots, 8 cities: that equals 5 slots per city. If you want to boost New York and L.A. since they are where people go to break in, that's find -- bump them up to 8 apiece and knock the others to 4. But why even bother going to Chicago and Tampa if you're only going to hand out one ticket per city? A lot of good comics were robbed as a result -- most notably Mary Beth Cowan, who I had never seen before but fell in love with when I saw her on this show.
I'd also like to give a shout out to my office building, which flashed on screen for a second in the montage of "look, we're in Chicago!" clips.
Two things pissed me off about Last Comic Standing:
The first is that there are too many vets. They had this problem last year, too. I want to see guys trying to get their big break in the business; to gain their first national exposure. What do we get instead? Sue Costello, who had her own sitcom? Will freaking Durst? Don't get me wrong -- Durst is a funny guy, but he's had his own HBO special, hosted his own show on PBS, and has a syndicated newspaper column. That's not who I want to see. I want to see the shmuck who spends his life playing a crappy nightclub in Racine, hopping in his '87 Datsun, and driving to Abilene so he can play a crappy nightclub there.
Second, they handed out too many tickets in L.A. I know very few mathematicians go into comedy, but it's not that hard -- 40 slots, 8 cities: that equals 5 slots per city. If you want to boost New York and L.A. since they are where people go to break in, that's find -- bump them up to 8 apiece and knock the others to 4. But why even bother going to Chicago and Tampa if you're only going to hand out one ticket per city? A lot of good comics were robbed as a result -- most notably Mary Beth Cowan, who I had never seen before but fell in love with when I saw her on this show.
I'd also like to give a shout out to my office building, which flashed on screen for a second in the montage of "look, we're in Chicago!" clips.
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Originally posted by Jeraden
That obnoxious lady with the wierd faces/mouth. She's just scary and not funny. Yep, she advances too.
That obnoxious lady with the wierd faces/mouth. She's just scary and not funny. Yep, she advances too.
Wish that "old hippie" guy made it instead.
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just finished watching,
Love Pablo, but the reason why he didnt make it was too many inside jokes. Most of that crowd was white, how are they going to know what mexican announcers sound like? He did get laughs, but not laughs like that Face lady(which I ttoo think she sucked). Most of you are missing is how the audience reacted to the jokes. Plus, the fact that how well they make good TV.
What amazes about DVDTalk, what we always forget, is that if it's a show that relies on to America to vote it will mostly be the one we dont want to win or the show the will suck.
Thats why Big Brother is much better than before. So instead of looking for talent watch how the audience reacts or think like a common joe who wants stuff safe. Otherwise, you will be pissed.
Love Pablo, but the reason why he didnt make it was too many inside jokes. Most of that crowd was white, how are they going to know what mexican announcers sound like? He did get laughs, but not laughs like that Face lady(which I ttoo think she sucked). Most of you are missing is how the audience reacted to the jokes. Plus, the fact that how well they make good TV.
What amazes about DVDTalk, what we always forget, is that if it's a show that relies on to America to vote it will mostly be the one we dont want to win or the show the will suck.
Thats why Big Brother is much better than before. So instead of looking for talent watch how the audience reacts or think like a common joe who wants stuff safe. Otherwise, you will be pissed.
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Originally posted by Catch 21
just finished watching,
Love Pablo, but the reason why he didnt make it was too many inside jokes. Most of that crowd was white, how are they going to know what mexican announcers sound like?
just finished watching,
Love Pablo, but the reason why he didnt make it was too many inside jokes. Most of that crowd was white, how are they going to know what mexican announcers sound like?
How wide of an audience is that supposed to appeal to?
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Well they had a new comic win last season with Dat Phan, but I haven't seen him at all since he won. He didn't deserve to win (Dave Mordel sp? did),but he got the win and NBC did nothing for him after the win. They wanted someone else to win and they got stuck with him and buried him. Shame on you NBC.
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Originally posted by Phil L.
Talk about inside jokes. How about the guy that went on about how NBA player Dikembe Mutumbo sounds when he speaks?!?
How wide of an audience is that supposed to appeal to?
Talk about inside jokes. How about the guy that went on about how NBA player Dikembe Mutumbo sounds when he speaks?!?
How wide of an audience is that supposed to appeal to?
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Originally posted by kenage
Well they had a new comic win last season with Dat Phan, but I haven't seen him at all since he won. He didn't deserve to win (Dave Mordel sp? did),but he got the win and NBC did nothing for him after the win. They wanted someone else to win and they got stuck with him and buried him. Shame on you NBC.
Well they had a new comic win last season with Dat Phan, but I haven't seen him at all since he won. He didn't deserve to win (Dave Mordel sp? did),but he got the win and NBC did nothing for him after the win. They wanted someone else to win and they got stuck with him and buried him. Shame on you NBC.
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Originally posted by Phuzbox
Going to see Kathleen Madigan tonite at The Improv in Houston
Going to see Kathleen Madigan tonite at The Improv in Houston
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Going to see Kathleen Madigan tonite at The Improv in Houston
Going to see Kathleen Madigan tonite at The Improv in Houston
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Originally posted by Phil L.
Talk about inside jokes. How about the guy that went on about how NBA player Dikembe Mutumbo sounds when he speaks?!?
How wide of an audience is that supposed to appeal to?
Talk about inside jokes. How about the guy that went on about how NBA player Dikembe Mutumbo sounds when he speaks?!?
How wide of an audience is that supposed to appeal to?
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It was ok the maine cop was good, but it was funny when they cut to the scouts when it sounded like he was gonna do the same set, and then he changed it up. Jim norton is very funny and I know he is on because he is so angry, but he has been on tough crowd like a million times it just didnt seem right.
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From: Between the beginning and the end
Originally posted by Morf
At the beginning of the 2nd season, they showed Dat Phan. NBC put him on the Tonight Show at the very least.
At the beginning of the 2nd season, they showed Dat Phan. NBC put him on the Tonight Show at the very least.
I believe Dat was busy touring the country and he is going to be in a movie called Cellular.
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Originally posted by Catch 21
that joke was stolen from Howard stern.
that joke was stolen from Howard stern.
did that guy who was doing the bit about randomly practicing golf swings during a conversation get in? That one had me laughing.
If so, I think everyone who made me laugh got in, as well as a few who didn't even make me smile. The husband and wife both seemed pretty lame to me - Vladimir was funnier, and he needs a lot of work. (good potential though)
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From: Hawaii, USA
Originally posted by Catch 21
So instead of looking for talent watch how the audience reacts or think like a common joe who wants stuff safe.
So instead of looking for talent watch how the audience reacts or think like a common joe who wants stuff safe.



