Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
02-20-04, 10:58 PM
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
Did an search and dint find anything.
I thought it would be fun to share your favorite quotes.
Mine are...
"Tit Mouse"
"F--K HUGH!!"
"If your ever looking for a good BJ at a reasonable rate..."
"Definately one prick"
"Floor Sh*t"
"Are you my caucasion"
"You work up quite an appetite doing nothing"
I could go on and on...
I thought it would be fun to share your favorite quotes.
Mine are...
"Tit Mouse"
"F--K HUGH!!"
"If your ever looking for a good BJ at a reasonable rate..."
"Definately one prick"
"Floor Sh*t"
"Are you my caucasion"
"You work up quite an appetite doing nothing"
I could go on and on...
02-21-04, 01:03 AM
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"While you're peeing all over your shoes, I'm learning stuff!"
"I thought he was a little monkey."
"I'm not so stupid, am I DADDE!"
"See, if it was your name, it would say 'F***ing douche-bag."
"I thought he was a little monkey."
"I'm not so stupid, am I DADDE!"
"See, if it was your name, it would say 'F***ing douche-bag."
02-21-04, 11:05 AM
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It's from "The Nanny" episode. Larry, Cheryl and the Nanny are talking, after Larry has mentioned to Hugh that his son has "some penis on him".
Larry: We had sort of a falling out, so it's going to be difficult to talk to him
Cheryl: Why would you do that Larry?
Larry: I took a risk.
He says it so matter-of-factly it cracks me up everytime.
The Nanny had some of the best moments:
F**k Hugh!
You're much much stupider
Yeah it was too saucy.
The sponge cakes.
The Looney Tunes songs.
Larry: We had sort of a falling out, so it's going to be difficult to talk to him
Cheryl: Why would you do that Larry?
Larry: I took a risk.
He says it so matter-of-factly it cracks me up everytime.The Nanny had some of the best moments:
F**k Hugh!
You're much much stupider
Yeah it was too saucy.
The sponge cakes.
The Looney Tunes songs.
02-23-04, 09:03 AM
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From an obvious ad-lib mixup from Richard Lewis:
(paraphrasing)
Richard: "They can watch it in their, uh, privates homes."
Larry, obviously aware of Richard's struggles to find the right phrase: "You mean in the privacy of their homes?" (sh*t eating grin)
Richard: "Is that what the phrase is?"
(paraphrasing)
Richard: "They can watch it in their, uh, privates homes."
Larry, obviously aware of Richard's struggles to find the right phrase: "You mean in the privacy of their homes?" (sh*t eating grin)
Richard: "Is that what the phrase is?"
10-10-05, 10:00 AM
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Marty Funkhouser: "We were trying to recreate what happened 25 years ago, and I said Larry, would you like to make a toast? And someone said 'Larry went home to take a shit'."
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10-10-05, 10:23 AM
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Larry: What's in this latte?
Starbucks employee: Milk and coffee.
Larry: Oh my god. Milk and coffee. I never would have thought of that. That's so brilliant.
---
Becky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary.
Larry: I thought they were animal cookies.
Cheryl's Dad: Animal Cookies? What, are you kidding me?
Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal.
Larry: I thought he was a monkey.
Cheryl's Dad: A monkey? Oh, please.
Cheryl's Mom: Larry, have you no shame?
Becky: The Son of God is not a monkey, Larry.
--
Jeff :[Jeff is carting around Suzie's dog, a German Shepard] Boy, you seem to really like Oscar.
Larry David: It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something German, it just doesn't happen that often.
---
[Larry notices a picture on his rabbi's desk]
Larry: Is that you?
Rabbi: That's... that's Eddie Solomon. My brother-in-law. He, ummm... he died on September 11th.
Larry: Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Rabbi: Yeah. Terrible.
Larry: He was in the building?
Rabbi: No, no. He, he was... uptown on 57th Street. He got hit by a bike messenger.
Larry: Uptown?
Rabbi: Yeah, yeah. Bike messenger. Hit 'em.
Larry: [Long pause] What a shame.
----
Richard: You'd better call me later on, alright? By sundown.
Larry: "By sundown"? What are you... what are you, Gary Cooper? "By sundown"? What's gonna happen?
Richard: That's funny. You know, I'm tryin' not to laugh, but that's funny.
Larry: Yeah, okay.
Richard: You better call me by sundown.
Larry: "By sundown"? Is the posse gonna come get me?
---
Starbucks employee: Milk and coffee.
Larry: Oh my god. Milk and coffee. I never would have thought of that. That's so brilliant.
---
Becky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary.
Larry: I thought they were animal cookies.
Cheryl's Dad: Animal Cookies? What, are you kidding me?
Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal.
Larry: I thought he was a monkey.
Cheryl's Dad: A monkey? Oh, please.
Cheryl's Mom: Larry, have you no shame?
Becky: The Son of God is not a monkey, Larry.
--
Jeff :[Jeff is carting around Suzie's dog, a German Shepard] Boy, you seem to really like Oscar.
Larry David: It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something German, it just doesn't happen that often.
---
[Larry notices a picture on his rabbi's desk]
Larry: Is that you?
Rabbi: That's... that's Eddie Solomon. My brother-in-law. He, ummm... he died on September 11th.
Larry: Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Rabbi: Yeah. Terrible.
Larry: He was in the building?
Rabbi: No, no. He, he was... uptown on 57th Street. He got hit by a bike messenger.
Larry: Uptown?
Rabbi: Yeah, yeah. Bike messenger. Hit 'em.
Larry: [Long pause] What a shame.
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Richard: You'd better call me later on, alright? By sundown.
Larry: "By sundown"? What are you... what are you, Gary Cooper? "By sundown"? What's gonna happen?
Richard: That's funny. You know, I'm tryin' not to laugh, but that's funny.
Larry: Yeah, okay.
Richard: You better call me by sundown.
Larry: "By sundown"? Is the posse gonna come get me?
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10-10-05, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mdc3000
Marty Funkhouser: "We were trying to recreate what happened 25 years ago, and I said Larry, would you like to make a toast? And someone said 'Larry went home to take a shit'."
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