Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
 

Did an search and dint find anything.

I thought it would be fun to share your favorite quotes.

Mine are...

"Tit Mouse"
"F--K HUGH!!"
"If your ever looking for a good BJ at a reasonable rate..."
"Definately one prick"
"Floor Sh*t"
"Are you my caucasion"
"You work up quite an appetite doing nothing"

I could go on and on...

F*** head shit face c*** sucker a**hole son of a bitch!

Cheryl: You god damn motherf***ing bitch
Susie: F*** you, you car wash c***

:lol:

Susie Greene: You four-eyed ****.

"While you're peeing all over your shoes, I'm learning stuff!"

"I thought he was a little monkey."

"I'm not so stupid, am I DADDE!"

"See, if it was your name, it would say 'F***ing douche-bag."

"I took a risk"

I think the ManChild line with Ben Stiller & Larry was greatness.

"You're just a BIG BABY!"
"Are you calling me a MANCHILD!"

Something like that.

I remember him saying this but what was he talking about?

It's from "The Nanny" episode. Larry, Cheryl and the Nanny are talking, after Larry has mentioned to Hugh that his son has "some penis on him".

Larry: We had sort of a falling out, so it's going to be difficult to talk to him
Cheryl: Why would you do that Larry?
Larry: I took a risk.

rotfl He says it so matter-of-factly it cracks me up everytime.

The Nanny had some of the best moments:
F**k Hugh!
You're much much stupider
Yeah it was too saucy.
The sponge cakes.
The Looney Tunes songs.

"You crap standing up?"

"GET ME THE HEAD!!!"

"Beloved *unt?!"

"You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary."

"Freak you!"

From an obvious ad-lib mixup from Richard Lewis:

(paraphrasing)
Richard: "They can watch it in their, uh, privates homes."
Larry, obviously aware of Richard's struggles to find the right phrase: "You mean in the privacy of their homes?" (sh*t eating grin)
Richard: "Is that what the phrase is?"

"Mary has quite the body."

From "Porno Gill"

Larry to Cheryl after their directions to Gill's house are destroyed --
I certainly enjoyed Baby Jane back there, didn't you?

"There's a jetstream of bullshit coming from your mouth my friend."

"Mommy, Mommy, there's a bald man in the bathroom with something hard in his pants!"

Well, I searched and found this. This is an old one to bump!

One of the classic lines was from Jeff:

"I'd fuck her with a Bush mask on!" :lol:

The best "line" ever on the show is just when he tries to stare somebody down he thinks is lying.

Marty Funkhouser: "We were trying to recreate what happened 25 years ago, and I said Larry, would you like to make a toast? And someone said 'Larry went home to take a shit'."

MATT

"Teacher, you forgot to assign homework this weekend!"

I'm a survivor!

Larry: What's in this latte?
Starbucks employee: Milk and coffee.
Larry: Oh my god. Milk and coffee. I never would have thought of that. That's so brilliant.
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Becky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary.
Larry: I thought they were animal cookies.
Cheryl's Dad: Animal Cookies? What, are you kidding me?
Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal.
Larry: I thought he was a monkey.
Cheryl's Dad: A monkey? Oh, please.
Cheryl's Mom: Larry, have you no shame?
Becky: The Son of God is not a monkey, Larry.
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Jeff :[Jeff is carting around Suzie's dog, a German Shepard] Boy, you seem to really like Oscar.
Larry David: It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something German, it just doesn't happen that often.
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[Larry notices a picture on his rabbi's desk]
Larry: Is that you?
Rabbi: That's... that's Eddie Solomon. My brother-in-law. He, ummm... he died on September 11th.
Larry: Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Rabbi: Yeah. Terrible.
Larry: He was in the building?
Rabbi: No, no. He, he was... uptown on 57th Street. He got hit by a bike messenger.
Larry: Uptown?
Rabbi: Yeah, yeah. Bike messenger. Hit 'em.
Larry: [Long pause] What a shame.
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Richard: You'd better call me later on, alright? By sundown.
Larry: "By sundown"? What are you... what are you, Gary Cooper? "By sundown"? What's gonna happen?
Richard: That's funny. You know, I'm tryin' not to laugh, but that's funny.
Larry: Yeah, okay.
Richard: You better call me by sundown.
Larry: "By sundown"? Is the posse gonna come get me?
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Also related to "freaking asshole"

Which ep was this from?