I'm jacking that quote for my sig. I think it should be from season 5, since i've seen every episode up to the end of season 4. :)

It was in the second episode of the new season.

Marty Funkhouser: "We were trying to recreate what happened 25 years ago, and I said Larry, would you like to make a toast? And someone said 'Larry went home to take a shit'."


This is from the second episode of this season.

"What's the name written right here? Is it your name? No, it's mine: Chris Darga. See, if this were *yours*, it would say: Fucking Douchebag. Asshole."

Richard Lewis: Can't we have lunch or something and discuss this?
Larry: I can't.
Richard Lewis: Why not?
Larry: I've been auctioned off for some charity.
Richard Lewis: What is this, "Roots"?

:lol: I just watched that episode last night on DVD

That ep also had the "I love tits" line when Larry was playing "telephone" with all those little kids at Ben Stiller's b-day party :lol: :lol:

What episode was this from?

"OUT OF MY HOUSE! OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT, AND WAIT'LL I GET MY HANDS ON THAT GODDAMN LARRY DAVID, THE FOUR EYED FUCK....I'LL KILLLLLL HIM!!!" - Susie, as if you couldn't guess ;)

I think it was from 'The Baptism' when Larry accuses a guy (Chris Darga, of course) at the airport of stealing his plane ticket.

It was. Just watched the episode yesterday.

I am going through all seasons of CYE and most of them are just hilarious.

not sure what season this is from, but how bout when Cheryl's aunt dies and Larry is in charge of the obit?

'...beloved *unt...'

..or something *unt...

haha

Season One Episode Eight "Beloved Aunt"

"Pretty, pretty, pretty good"

"Why would you do that Larry?"

That's the one. Great episode.

From "The Surrogate"
 

"It's a mullato."

"Hello Mr. Schwimmer, I just wanted to say... YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! What the fuck is your problem!? Fucking prick!"

rotfl