The Real World Paris
 

Alright 1st hour over.

What to think.

Ace seems okay
Adam seems like an ass.
Leah seems sensitive, but nice
Simon will be the narrator, this year's frank
Boston boy CJ could be interesting, he appears to wear a hat as he has an odd shaped head
Mallory could be trouble.
Christina will be trouble.

The house is amazing, but the area le vesinet is a suburb of paris

I liked the first hour and the ending with Adam sending Leah to bed crying over "never getting Ace" was pretty funny/sad.

My thoughts used in smiles:

CJ: :up:
Simon: :up:
Ace: :up::up:
Adam :hscratch:
Leah: -ohbfrank-
Christina: :hump:
Mallory: :hump: :hump: :drool:

Me likey (but give it a few weeks and I am sure they will wear out their welcome...especially if Ace and Mallory hook up...boring....).

I knew Adam would be a loser with his "I'm all about girls" schtick...especially when he looks like a doofus.

Glen Cove, LI is a pretty ritzy neighborhood - at least it can be. Leah is probably used to getting what she wants. Adam was horribly mean to her and if I was Ace I would have put him down quick (Leave me out of it, dog boy!). If she had wanted to, Leah could have turned the tables on Adam with taunts about Mallory (She wouldn't kiss you with MY lips!).

I agree with Da Thrilla's assessments except a flip-flop on

Christina :hump: :hump: :drool:
and
Mallory :hump:

(You're not a dancer, but I'm thinkin' it's in your future!!!)

I never watch teh real world, but my wife is obsessed. I was too tired to get up and walk to another room to watch something else, but to my surprise, I watched the entire hour after seeing Mallory and christina. I plan on watching the rest of the season, assuming they're always in it.

Adam remind me why i hate these shows though. What an idiot. "Women are the only thing that pose a challenge to me anymore". What a moron.

Of course the black guy is going to be the ass of the season. Gee when have i seen this before. At least the women are hot this season.

It seems like they're really going to focus in on Ace this year since all of the girls are so attracted to him.

And the whole "bite Ace's ass" plot was hilarious. I was rotfl when she actually did it in the jacuzi.

Leah has that fat sorority girl look to her. My wife was mad because I kept calling her fat. Shes not really fat, but you can see that she's pushing maximum density. She reminds me of that drunk girl that the guy does on Weekend Update on SNL.

Adam is the requisite psycho for the season.

Mallory and Christina are both just incredibly good looking.

My wife is in love with Ace.

Boston boy has a dead squirel on his head. Somebody should mention it to him.

Looks like they actually got a gay guy that isn't a freak this year. Dude seems pretty mellow about it all. I'm surprised he was the only European in the group.


I'm pretty happy about the travel correspondent jobs that they got. At least it will get them out of the house and doing stuff. Much better than last year where they worked in the casino where they spent all their time anyway.

Mallory lives in Palatine, a Chicago suburb... if she says the word, I'll be at her door in half an hour http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/images/smilies/hump.gifhttp://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/images/smilies/hump.gifhttp://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/images/smilies/hump.gifhttp://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/images/smilies/hump.gif

And she plays soccer! Mmmmm, soccer legs.... :drool:

CC,
I thought the exact same thing about Leah, but I did not mention it to my wife, for fear of a backlash.

I don't get why you all think Christina is so hot, her face is nothing special, and you all know the boobs are paid for right?

I think her face is VERY attractive. Especially those lips, mmm baby. I'd like to see what she looked like before the boob job.

Great hips too.

rotfl

I really like how this season was previewed as something of a Mike Tyson reality show, everyone is going to be fighting. Roommates vs. roommates, or roommates vs. cars on the street.

But I am sorry Leah and Christina are PHAT. Mallory is cute, but too young.

I know what you mean. Me likes ladies that play the soccer.

Yeah. And as far as looking, who cares if the boobs are real or not? Yow!

I dont think she's is anything special either. Now Mallory on the other hand......:hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump:

Re-heee-lllyyyy.....

(grab shoes, jacket, car keys... slam door) :drool:

ok, Adam is insane. Someone lock him up.

I nominate him to be the first person to be b**** slapped by all 3 female roommates.

Yep! But I called first dibs!!!
full Mallory Snyder interview
http://www.suntimes.com/output/rosen...tr-phil02.html

Okay probably dumb question of the day, but (since I didnt see the cast special) who is Adam's father that is a member of the Commodores? I sure as hell know it isnt Richie.

But this kid is acting way out of line and its probably do to his father's "stardom". Now do not attack me on that line but The Commodores were (and are still with some) huge.

I don't think Leah is fat, but she still has that baby fat on her face which makes her look heavier. I was the same way in my early twenties. My face didn't thin out until I was about 25 or so.

I remember seeing people I knew earlier in my twenties and they were like "Wow, you look model-skinny now!" which was funny because I didn't lose any weight, but my face just got more womanly I guess.

It's hard to look thin when you have round baby-cheeks.

Its not just her face.

William King Jr. is his dad, based on something I just read over on planetsocks.

His nickname at school was Kinger

Here is the excellent summary from PlanetSocks

http://www.planetsocksinteractive.co...orumID21&omm=0

It is long but well written

Her body looked pretty normal to me.

No wonder so many women are anorexic these days!

http://w1.837.telia.com/~u83704141/c...es/william.jpg

Adam's Dad

Jadzia,
It is indeed a sorry state where someone who looks like leah would not be thought of as thin, but if you read any other message boards, many people are saying the same thing, and I think it's early to tell, but she probably dresses in the wrong clothes and that makes her look a bit bigger than she really is, I reckon she is about 125lbs, whereas mallory has to be 110 or something.

Sadly Mallorys shape/size is the current standard for young women to aspire to.

Don't get me wrong I don't think she is fat right now. I think she is on the verge of becoming fat. Like I said before she is pushing maximum density. I can see the fat girl inside of her just waiting to break out. Of course it could just be my dislike of her affecting my perceptions of her body.

Anyways, looks like Adam is lucky he didn't turn out any more ****ed up looking than he is.

I finally got around to watching the hour long premiere.

Leah's got that soccer mom look to her already (just cut her hair shorter). Her butt is not her most flattering feature (in comparison to the butts of Christina or Mallory). In fact, her butt is the type you'd see in those ads for liposuction procedures. But what really turn me off on her was her throwing herself at Ace. What is with these people? Don't these people want to go out and meet some non-Americans and sample the European experience?

Though I can't stand Adam, who has no filter between his brain and his mouth, he was cast to play the role of the instigator, the social retard of the group.

Simone reminds of Rebecca (Seattle Real World) in the face.

Don't know if this season will be any better than any of the previous ones (except for Las Vegas), I hope it'll be interesting for the European vibe, I hope they exploit their surroundings.

Leah reminds me of a cross between the skateboarding chick from the Miami season and Cat from London.

Not my work, but interesint


http://www.planetsocksinteractive.co...c458be2b77.jpg

Ace also reminds me of the guy that starred in "Crimes of Passion" with Kathleen Turner. He had the great quote: "I don't know whether to embrace her or embalm her."

Although if I knew a guy named Ace, I'd be constantly asking him "Where's Gary?"

Mallory is very hot. Leah and Christina are both cute. Before I would believe Adam got straight A's at Stanford I want not only a transcript but sworn affidavits from each professor. Oh yeah and Mallory is really hot!

What Real World stereotypes do these people fit into? They always have the same characteristics;

New York liberal
Southern conservative
Country boy
California girl
The Princess
The Psuedo intellectual
The Angry African American
The Gay guy
The Frat boy
The Sorority chick
and last but not least....
the sheltered kid who's away from home for the first time.

"Mallory Snyder, a 19-year-old from Palatine who gave up a full soccer scholarship at Iowa State"

Living in Iowa myself, I can honestly say that it wasnt a hard choice for her to choose Paris over IA State :)

:lol:
the 2nd picture comparing melissa to the whiny kid is great

Who is Leah being compared to?

CT = Chewie - that's inspired!

Beth from Real World LA.

Christina = Lori... man, I don't know. I prefer Lori more. Besides, them fake boobs... But hey, who's complaining. At least they didn't put another melissa in there.