Name your favorite Eric Cartman quote?
02-28-03 | 12:14 PM
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From: "Sitting on a beach, earning 20%"
Name your favorite Eric Cartman quote?
This has probably been done before, but it fun so let's do it again.
My favorite from the Maury Povitch Show episode: "Come back, I'll crap in Maury's pants!"
My favorite from the Maury Povitch Show episode: "Come back, I'll crap in Maury's pants!"
02-28-03 | 12:20 PM
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"uh uh uh! Screw you guys...home."
"Chicken wings. Medium spicy."
"Chicken wings. Medium spicy."
02-28-03 | 12:21 PM
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Either that or ...
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Yeeesss, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Scott. I switched it with Chef's. It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that. What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Stan and Kyle, would betray me and warn you that the Chili Con Carnival was a trap.
I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your weiner. What they didn't tell you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do somethng to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area.
I also know that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your weiner bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. And ... I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.
I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili."
Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-ymmuy. Mm-yummy you guys!
Uuppitibut, that's all, folks!
I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your weiner. What they didn't tell you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do somethng to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area.
I also know that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your weiner bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. And ... I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.
I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili."
Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-ymmuy. Mm-yummy you guys!
Uuppitibut, that's all, folks!
02-28-03 | 12:46 PM
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Oh, I use the "screw you guys, I'm going home" quite a bit.
Although not a quote exactly, his singing cracks me up constantly.
How many more months before we get a new episode? I could use a little new South Park humor right now.........hmmm, maybe they're waiting for the "possible war with Iraq" to start. I'm sure they (and we) will have fun with that.
Although not a quote exactly, his singing cracks me up constantly.
How many more months before we get a new episode? I could use a little new South Park humor right now.........hmmm, maybe they're waiting for the "possible war with Iraq" to start. I'm sure they (and we) will have fun with that.
02-28-03 | 02:56 PM
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All of the above and
"Talking poo, is where I draw the line. Screw you guys, I'm going home."
Or something like that
tasha
"Talking poo, is where I draw the line. Screw you guys, I'm going home."
Or something like that
tasha
02-28-03 | 03:16 PM
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Originally posted by Red Dog
"I would never let a woman kick my a$$. If she tried anything I'd be like 'Hey! You get your bitc* a$$ back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'"
"I would never let a woman kick my a$$. If she tried anything I'd be like 'Hey! You get your bitc* a$$ back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'"
02-28-03 | 04:44 PM
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From: Phoenix, AZ
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump."
"Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup, alright, seriously. I'm worried about you man."
"Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!!"
"Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."
"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump."
"Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup, alright, seriously. I'm worried about you man."
"Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!!"
"Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."
