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Old 02-28-03, 12:14 PM
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Name your favorite Eric Cartman quote?

This has probably been done before, but it fun so let's do it again.

My favorite from the Maury Povitch Show episode: "Come back, I'll crap in Maury's pants!"
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Old 02-28-03, 12:15 PM
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Old 02-28-03, 12:19 PM
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"I would never let a woman kick my a$$. If she tried anything I'd be like 'Hey! You get your bitc* a$$ back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'"
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"uh uh uh! Screw you guys...home."

"Chicken wings. Medium spicy."
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Either that or ...

Yeeesss, I'm afraid this isn't your chili, Scott. I switched it with Chef's. It's delicious, Chef. I hadn't planned on that. What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Stan and Kyle, would betray me and warn you that the Chili Con Carnival was a trap.

I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins' pony to bite off your weiner. What they didn't tell you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do somethng to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area.

I also know that you wouldn't go yourself, for fear of having your weiner bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. And ... I'm afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents.

I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chili Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents' demise! And of course, feed you your chili. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili."

Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-ymmuy. Mm-yummy you guys!

Uuppitibut, that's all, folks!
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'god' of the sea people
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Old 02-28-03, 12:46 PM
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Oh, I use the "screw you guys, I'm going home" quite a bit.

Although not a quote exactly, his singing cracks me up constantly.




How many more months before we get a new episode? I could use a little new South Park humor right now.........hmmm, maybe they're waiting for the "possible war with Iraq" to start. I'm sure they (and we) will have fun with that.
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In the spirit of the tread title, I name my favorite Eric Cartman quote "Bill."

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Old 02-28-03, 01:07 PM
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See, what you have to do in domestic disturbance calls like this one is just try to calm everybody down. RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
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Old 02-28-03, 02:11 PM
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No no no, me nyah, you nyah....screw you guys, i'm going home
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Old 02-28-03, 02:30 PM
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It's gotta be "Screw you guys, I'm going hoooooome."
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From Episode 218, Prehistoric Iceman:

Cartman [with an accent]: I'm gonna go jam my thumb in something's butthole now
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Cartman: Don't call me fat, you [bleep]ing jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
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Old 02-28-03, 02:45 PM
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I probably have too many to pick just one. However, his answer when asked if he would donate a kidney was priceless.
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Old 02-28-03, 02:47 PM
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I Love when he sings the "In the Ghetto" song
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Old 02-28-03, 02:56 PM
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All of the above and

"Talking poo, is where I draw the line. Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Or something like that

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Old 02-28-03, 03:16 PM
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Originally posted by Red Dog
"I would never let a woman kick my a$$. If she tried anything I'd be like 'Hey! You get your bitc* a$$ back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'"
Yeah, this is probably mine too.
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Old 02-28-03, 03:23 PM
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"Whateva'! I do what I want!"

It gets a lot of use between me and my friends.
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"I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"

"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump."

"Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup, alright, seriously. I'm worried about you man."

"Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!!"

"Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."
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Jungle prositute: "Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer"
Cartman with accent: "Cleeeeeck!"
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"Screw you HIPPIE!"
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