Name your favorite Eric Cartman quote?
02-28-03 | 05:24 PM
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STAN: You guys, I'm getting that John Ellway football helmet for Christmas.
CARTMAN: How do you know?
STAN: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
CARTMAN: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
STAN: What's that?
CARTMAN: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet!
CARTMAN: How do you know?
STAN: 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
CARTMAN: Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
STAN: What's that?
CARTMAN: I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet!
02-28-03 | 05:51 PM
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Cartman: I hate those things.
Kyle: Nobody hates rainbows.
Stan: Yeah, what's there to hate about rainbows?
Cartman: Well, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass. And you'll be all like, "Hey! Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows!"
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?!?
Cartman: I'm talking about rainbows, I hate those frigging things!
Kyle: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up during a rainstorm.
Cartman: Ohh, rainbows. Oh yeah, I like those, those are cool.
Kyle: Nobody hates rainbows.
Stan: Yeah, what's there to hate about rainbows?
Cartman: Well, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass. And you'll be all like, "Hey! Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows!"
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?!?
Cartman: I'm talking about rainbows, I hate those frigging things!
Kyle: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up during a rainstorm.
Cartman: Ohh, rainbows. Oh yeah, I like those, those are cool.
02-28-03 | 08:01 PM
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Cartman: [hops off his chair and tries the audience] What-evah! What-evah! [snaps his left-hand fingers back and forth] I'll do what I waunt!
Vanity: Oh, what-evah. You ain't tough, ho! I roam with gangs!
Cartman: Oh yeah?! I roam with twelve gangs! And we only commit hate crimes! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt! [sits back down]
Vanity: What Evah! You ain't bad! You ain't nothin'! I ditch class and go shoot heroin in the school bathroom!
Cartman: What-evah! I ran for Congress and won. Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body! What-evah, I'll do what I waunt!
...
Vanity: What evah!
Cartman: I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands. What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
...
Vanity: Whatevah. I helped in a drive-by shooting.
Cartman: What-evah. I digitally put Jabba the Hutt back into the original Star Wars movie! I'll do what I waunt!
Vanity: Oh, what-evah. You ain't tough, ho! I roam with gangs!
Cartman: Oh yeah?! I roam with twelve gangs! And we only commit hate crimes! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt! [sits back down]
Vanity: What Evah! You ain't bad! You ain't nothin'! I ditch class and go shoot heroin in the school bathroom!
Cartman: What-evah! I ran for Congress and won. Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body! What-evah, I'll do what I waunt!
...
Vanity: What evah!
Cartman: I slaughtered five baby seals with my bare hands. What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
...
Vanity: Whatevah. I helped in a drive-by shooting.
Cartman: What-evah. I digitally put Jabba the Hutt back into the original Star Wars movie! I'll do what I waunt!
02-28-03 | 08:25 PM
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Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, this is my pot pie.
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty! Get back, kitty!
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, it's my pot pie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well, then, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight!
Cartman: What?
Cartman: No, kitty, this is my pot pie.
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty! Get back, kitty!
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, it's my pot pie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well, then, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight!
Cartman: What?
02-28-03 | 11:42 PM
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From: dc
Originally posted by freedexter
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, this is my pot pie.
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty! Get back, kitty!
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, it's my pot pie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well, then, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight!
Cartman: What?
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, this is my pot pie.
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty! Get back, kitty!
Kitty: Meow?
Cartman: No, kitty, it's my pot pie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well, then, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight!
Cartman: What?
this has always been one of my favs.
03-01-03 | 08:32 AM
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Independent films are black and white hippie movies about gay cowboys eating pudding
Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?
I see, and what side dishes will we be having with our waffles this evening?
Kyle: It's almost as big as Cartman's ass!
Cartman: No, it isn't, you guys!
Oh man, if I were older, I'd totally be jacking off right now.
Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?
I see, and what side dishes will we be having with our waffles this evening?
Kyle: It's almost as big as Cartman's ass!
Cartman: No, it isn't, you guys!
Oh man, if I were older, I'd totally be jacking off right now.
03-01-03 | 12:09 PM
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This one was just on:
Cartman: Never underestimate the power of a free hat.
Cartman: Never underestimate the power of a free hat.
03-02-03 | 04:29 PM
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Originally posted by das Monkey
Either that or ...
Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-ymmuy. Mm-yummy you guys!
das
Either that or ...
Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-ymmuy. Mm-yummy you guys!
das
Ticketman: "That'll be $5."
Cartman: "How much is that in pubes?"
03-04-03 | 06:10 AM
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A bit off topic:
Just read that South Park's season premiere is 03/19/03.
(wasn't the last run of 5-6 episodes the "season premiere"? Are we in the 15th season then?)
Just read that South Park's season premiere is 03/19/03.
(wasn't the last run of 5-6 episodes the "season premiere"? Are we in the 15th season then?)
03-04-03 | 02:07 PM
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My mom says there are a lot of black people in Africa.
03-04-03 | 02:49 PM
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From "Mecha-Streisand":
Cartman: And I told him. I said Kyle I will kick you in the nuts but he didn't give it back to me. So I kick him sqwah in the nuts and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan!
From "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride"
Cartman: Hm... He's doing something to his ass. He's not kicking it...
Cartman: And I told him. I said Kyle I will kick you in the nuts but he didn't give it back to me. So I kick him sqwah in the nuts and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan!
From "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride"
Cartman: Hm... He's doing something to his ass. He's not kicking it...
That's funny ****!
03-06-03 | 01:01 PM
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From: Edison, NJ
Mr Garrison: "How would you like to go see the school counsellor?"
Cartman: "How would you like to suck my balls?"
(The class gasps in amazement)
Mr Garrison: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Cartman: "Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was....." (in a megaphone) "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?"
Cartman: "How would you like to suck my balls?"
(The class gasps in amazement)
Mr Garrison: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Cartman: "Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was....." (in a megaphone) "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?"
